clarion

A drunk redneck University town. Where the biggest attraction is the annual Autumn Leaf Festival and the newest attraction THE SUPER WALMART. Where all the redneck teen converge after 10pm to walk around and DO NOTHING. Where everyone who is anyone has met DEB, graduated from Clarion Area High School, attend or attended Clarion University, and now are one the shirtless and 300lbs list. Residents of Clarion Co. will live there work there and die there while hating in the process. Local teens and most of the 20 crowd enjoy smoking weed and drinking in the closest wooded area, corn field, or parents basement. Everyone is catholic, christian, or Zion and are narrow minded SOB's who enjoy square dancing and hitting up the ol' Moonshine.



Clarion, IA
A small, borring town with nothing to do but walk around and get in trouble. The high school is RIGHT next to a corn field....yes...a corn field, and all the girls get dolled up to go to sport events.
Example:
Dude! That place is so redneck, it's like Clarion, IA!


Clarion Pennsylvania
A shitstain of a town off interstate 80, where the only thing keeping it alive is a shitty state college that is worse with money than a two year old I. A candy store. People born here often stay here, and the locals are either white trash meth addicts or emotionally dead average Joe's. This is a place to be avoided if at all possible.
Example:
"Hey, what's the next exit?"

"Clarion Pennsylvania."

"Yeah, let's wait til the next exit to stop."


Clarion’s Club evolution
Club evolution was thee greatest club of all time at Clarion University! The jungle juice was by far the greatest while the men of “Club Evo” were a close second. People of all kind attended these parties with one intention. 🤟🏼 Club evolution was established in 2004 or 2003. Club evo was made up of Jocks, and intramural all stars alike... Club evo gave us hope!!! FLY EAGLES FLY
Example:
Clarions club evolution- Yo, you going to club Evo tonight.


Clarion Area High School
A place worse than mental institute. 90% of the students are hicks and incest babies. The teachers don't know jack shit. The only thing this school has going for it is the special ED kids that will work for free
Example:
Kid 1: I go to Clarion Area High School
Kid 2: ( Runs and screams in terror)


Clarion cry of the unbred
Example:
Hym "Yeah, see? I could totally be in a metal band... So long as all I have to do is come up with song titles... Clarion cry of the unbred. See? Er, wait... I can sing too I guess.... I could even play some power cords... and keep time without a metronome... Oh shit! AND write lyrics! Damn! Damn, wow, I can actually do a lot of the things! Holy shit! I can also fuck the shit out of some groupies. I'm a legit Rock'n Rolla! (Which just got put on one of the streaming sites and is one of the greatest movies of all time) but yeah... Nice. That's cool. That's a cool thought."


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