clarion
A drunk redneck University town. Where the biggest attraction is the annual Autumn Leaf Festival and the newest attraction THE SUPER WALMART. Where all the redneck teen converge after 10pm to walk around and DO NOTHING. Where everyone who is anyone has met DEB, graduated from
Clarion Area High School, attend or attended
Clarion University, and now are one the shirtless and 300lbs list. Residents of Clarion Co. will live there work there and die there while hating in the process. Local teens and most of the 20 crowd enjoy smoking weed and drinking in the closest wooded area, corn field, or parents basement. Everyone is catholic, christian, or Zion and are narrow minded SOB's who enjoy
square dancing and hitting up the ol' Moonshine.
Clarion
by thepositivevibes on Nov 17, 2019 11:09:03
Clarion is a beautiful spiritual person who is loved by many and adores being around positive energy. She’s shy, smart,
beautiful inside and out. She loves children and elderly. Most of all she’s
a people person but has a side you don’t wanna see when
tempered.
Clarion
by Katvax on Oct 13, 2018 05:48:41
Clarion, IA
by Wisher40 on Aug 23, 2009 13:03:20
A small, borring town with nothing to do but walk around and get in trouble. The high school
is RIGHT next to a
corn field....yes...a corn field, and all the girls get
dolled up to go to sport events.
Clarion Pennsylvania
by Daymal on Jan 10, 2018 03:07:37
A shitstain of a town off
interstate 80, where the only thing keeping it alive is a shitty state college that is worse with money than a two year old I. A candy store. People born here often stay here, and the locals are either white trash meth addicts or
emotionally dead average Joe's. This is a place to be avoided if at all possible.
Example:
"Hey, what's
the next exit?"
"Clarion Pennsylvania."
"Yeah, let's wait
til the next exit to stop."
Clarion’s Club evolution
by Rocky51 on Oct 03, 2019 09:43:24
Club evolution was thee greatest club of all time at
Clarion University! The jungle juice was by far the greatest while the men of “Club
Evo” were a close second. People of all kind attended these parties with one intention. 🤟🏼 Club evolution was established in 2004 or 2003. Club
evo was made up of Jocks, and intramural all stars alike... Club evo gave us hope!!! FLY EAGLES FLY
Clarion Area High School
by Moist Mike on May 29, 2019 01:47:34
A place worse than
mental institute. 90% of the students are hicks and incest babies. The teachers don't know
jack shit. The only thing this school has
going for it is the special ED kids that will work for free
Example:
Kid 1:
I go to Clarion Area High School
Kid 2: ( Runs and
screams in
terror)
Clarion cry of the unbred
by Hym Iam on Feb 16, 2023 08:29:03
Example:
Hym "Yeah, see? I could totally be in a metal band... So long as all I have to do is come up with song titles... Clarion cry of the unbred. See? Er, wait... I can sing too I guess.... I could even play some power cords... and keep time without a
metronome... Oh shit! AND write lyrics! Damn! Damn, wow, I can actually do a lot of the things! Holy shit! I can also fuck the shit out of some groupies. I'm a legit
Rock'n Rolla! (Which just got put on one of the streaming sites and is one of the greatest movies of all time) but yeah... Nice. That's cool. That's a cool thought."