Bus Driver

To deliberately and selfishly divulge information about a coworker for the sole purpose of gaining an upper hand on said coworker to an authoritative third party (i.e. the boss).



Bus Driver
When someone makes a jerking/shaking motion with a semi closed hand as if giving a hand job in between another person's legs without them knowing from behind.
Example:
I gave Zack a Bus Driver and he didn't even see it coming.


Bus Driver
The definition of Bus Driver traces it routes to Mexican folklore, where parents told their child if they did not behave, an angry short chubby gringo would steal (or molest) their souls. In modern times, this term has been relegated to a specific bus dispatcher. He is prone to unnecessary and disturbing conversations. Usually these involve a misunderstanding of his job, sticking it to the man, smoke-stacks, non-work related fluids (penetrating oil, or gallons of rum), and the boasting of extremely durable items that are not actually durable. The purpose of these conversations is to avoid work, or to one up another's story. This leads to a series of unsupportable fallacies. Examples are part-time diabetes, and laptops stronger than stone. Prolonged exposure to this individual may lead to turrets like blurting of random words and noises. In rare instances, this may escalate to feline AIDS.
Example:
"Fred walked over to Barney's desk to Bus Driver the project. In the end, Barney ended up doing Fred's work and showing HR where he was touched on a teddy bear."


Bus Driver
An individual of greater skill, knowledge, or talent who unambigiously dominates over an individual or group. A bus driver is so named because he/she takes everyone to school (See "Schooled").
Example:
I tried to drive the lane on that big brother, but damn it, the bus driver took the whole team to school.


Bus Driver
When you bang a girl doggie-style, grab her pig-tails and move them back and forth like you have a big bus steering wheel in your hands. Proceed to make vroom-vroom noises and don't forget to honk the horn.
Example:
I was bored banging this girl, so I gave her a bus driver last night.


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