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clom

The unit used to measure the depth of the vaginal cavity. Approximately the distance from the tip of the middle finger to halfway up the forearm.

Clom

by HatMan! on Jan 06, 2009 03:32:38

A planet in the Doctor Who universe, it is an undesirable planet, and the twin planet of Raxacoricofallapatorius. The species of the Two planets are similar, but seem to despise each other.
Clom was one of twenty seven planets stolen from space and time into the Medusa Cascade by the Daleks. It could not be found since the time inside the Cascade was off by a single second. The Twenty seven planets were to be used to create a reality bomb, which would destroy every universe and every life form, except those who were in proximity of the bomb, making the Daleks the only living beings in all of existence.
This plan was thwarted by The Tenth Doctor, Donna Noble, and the Clone Doctor, and Clom was returned to its rightful place in the galaxy.

Example:
The Doctor: You're not from Raxacoricofallapatorius, are you?
Abzorbaloff: No! I'm not the swine; I spit on them! I was born on their twin planet.
The Doctor: Really? What's the twin planet of Raxacoricofallapatorius?
Abzorbaloff: Clom!
The Doctor: Clom?

The Doctor: "Clom's gone? Who Would want Clom?!"

Clom

by Defo not Clom on Feb 22, 2019 08:10:18

Perfection.

Example:
Wow see that guy over there, he has a huge peen

Yah, he must be a Clom

Clom

by John McClom on Oct 26, 2011 06:02:59

The sound you make when you're fucking a bitch. Also used to signify something good happening.

Example:
"hey John did you get it in last night"... "Yeah man I was clomming her shit for hours"

"we just picked up an ounce!"... "CLOM! I'll get the bong out"

Festival of the Clom

by Shlidmobile on Jan 16, 2013 02:40:46

A sacred festival honouring the Great Clom and how he saved us all from eternal damnation. It takes place every year on 30 February in a field in the middle of Norfolk. The Festival of the Clom consists of grown men and women running in circles around a large fire screaming 'Clom' while wearing nothing other than beige socks pulled all the way up their legs and crocks. All that sustains these people is the alcoholic delicacy known as Doye (fermented cat hair mixed with crude oil). This festival lasts for 3 days

Example:
Dan: Oi, are you going to the Festival of the Clom next week?
Jonny: Yeah, I'll make sure to iron my socks!

clom kdu

by The Shucken Men on Oct 16, 2009 12:24:31

The fleshy underside of the shucken hallucinogenic mushroom found in the eastern cave of Indonesia.

Example:
Shouldn't have eaten that clom kdu from that shucken, I haven't been able to see for a week

clomber (clom-berr)

by imcool27 on Apr 02, 2022 01:16:55

clomber means to clean something up, look for something or run

Example:
clomber
1st eg: I need to clomber my room
2nd eg: im clombering for my penny
3rd eg: im clombering around
clomber (clom-berr)

Clomming

by Hennessey_Szn on May 01, 2025 22:01:11

A wild and unrestrained bedroom escapade that occurs during the euphoric gooning state, where intense arousal leads to a hysterical blend of exaggerated sounds, awkward movements, and comical props. As one partner becomes completely absorbed in their own pleasure, they may uncontrollably engage in clomming—transforming the bedroom into a chaotic carnival of absurdity. Think of a frenzied mix of passionate outbursts and silly antics, where the boundaries of dignity are thrown out the window. In this state, the gooned partner may lose all sense of decorum, expressing delight through wild gestures and vocalizations, resulting in an unforgettable night of laughter and erotic absurdity that leaves both participants in stitches.

Example:
After a few too many drinks, Brinker’s mom started clomming in the living room—loudly moaning and flailing around like a deranged octopus, completely ignoring the fact that the neighbors could hear every bit of it.

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