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coroner

Someone who investigates dead bodies that were probably murdered. they investigate dead bodies that look like they didnt die a "natural" death.

coroner

by SamanthaLauren on Feb 20, 2009 06:53:20

A forensics wroker who removes the bodies from the scene of the murder, and who also determines the cause of death and time of death by examining the outer and inner sections of the coprse. most of the time the coroner will expirence massive amounts of blood and gore, so the weak of stomach need not apply.

Example:
Man, csi last night was vicious but it was so grusom when that coroner slit that dead guys ribs with a bone saw.

coroner

by abused by rump riders! on Jan 07, 2005 21:14:01

noun:
1;someone that fancies stale rump masculine love from a non-resistant cadaver,
2; a place to send someone when they have been a bada bada boyo
3; a person working i the medical field with dead patients becuase there is a less chance of being sued by a patient that is dead

Example:
tippy toeing into a room smelling of embalming fluid and growing the largest erection you can (2 1/2 cm) and then ramming it into the first specimens rear end that has a target painted on it

Coronize

by A.M.M.S on Mar 24, 2020 01:13:07

Coronize: (verb) /ˈkɒrənʌɪz/

An infected individual with COVID 19 who willingly and intentionally spreads the virus to the community by contaminating public facilities such as, shopping carts, elevators, ATMs, door handles and etc.

Example:
Dude, Look at that man! He's probably trying to coronize that shopping cart!

Coronances

by Coronances on Oct 20, 2015 01:23:28

Giving a 6 pack of Corona's as a condolence gesture, then playing the "Pitbull - Fireball" song right after.

Example:
"I'm sorry you lost your job dude, my Coronances" While you hand them a 6 pack of Corona's and play the "Pitbull - Fireball" song.

Coronic

by BrainDamageLDN on Mar 11, 2020 23:03:42

A person who has contracted coronavirus.

Example:
Is Karen coming in today? Unfortunately not - she's coronic, I think she got coroned last week on the way to work.

Coronation

by Drummer_Boi on May 05, 2020 06:07:15

The time period in which the entire world experienced the Coronavirus outbreak.

Example:
History Teacher in the 2100's: "Tomorrow we're gonna learn about the modern dark ages, including Coronation."

Coronisms

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian on Mar 25, 2020 14:54:15

Coronisms are particular terms and phrases (of advice) you often hear being used amidst the 2020 COVID-19 outbreak. Examples of such coronisms include: social distancing, asymptomatic, self-quarantine, self-isolation, community spread, "don't touch your face", "wash your hands for 20 seconds", etc.

Example:
1) As Timmy was preparing for school, his mom babbled an incessant flow of coronisms in hopes that his son will stay alert of and safe from the virus.

2) Mom: So what did the principal talk about at the assembly today?
Me: Idk just a bunch of coronisms

Coronator

by mirage88 on Mar 15, 2020 13:38:27

Someone who recovers from corona virus

Example:
Ruby just recovered from the corona virus. She is a badass Coronator.

coronize

by survivor19 on Mar 23, 2020 23:48:25

verb, (used in passive form)
when corona virus settles in an area, making it hard to get rid of it.

to appropriate (a place or organ) for its own use. to establish itself in an area

Example:
bro: dude what's happening in Italy?
Nerd: Well. it's the virus, you know. The region of Lombardy, which is in Italy, has been totally coronized. The number of cases will probably drop as the coronized area has been sealed off over fears of more spread.

bro: -_-

nerd (explaining to the bro): what happens is that, following the infected throat, the lungs are next coronized, in which case intensive care is necessary.

bro: dude!

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