corona virus
(n.) a dumb virus that had to cancel all of our plans since some asshole decided to eat a bat. :(The Corona Virus
A phase in the decade to buy all the fucking toilet paper in the world, Than buy food or die surrounded by toilet paper or the phase that we will tell our kids one day that cause the great toilet paper depression
It all started because of a gorilla named Harambe
This is why you people can be told the truth about ALEINS
also were the fuck are the ZOMBIE'S??
It all started because of a gorilla named Harambe
This is why you people can be told the truth about ALEINS
also were the fuck are the ZOMBIE'S??
Example:
2080
Timmy: Grandpa what caused the great toilet paper depression in 2020
Grandpa: Well kid let me take you back to the good old day's back in good ol' 2016, Were the music was good. A gorilla named Harambe was killed and everyone caused an uproar and it went on from there my boy. Then all of a sudden in the first 2 months of 2020 there was a virus from china and here it was in the US it was called. The Corona Virus
2080
Timmy: Grandpa what caused the great toilet paper depression in 2020
Grandpa: Well kid let me take you back to the good old day's back in good ol' 2016, Were the music was good. A gorilla named Harambe was killed and everyone caused an uproar and it went on from there my boy. Then all of a sudden in the first 2 months of 2020 there was a virus from china and here it was in the US it was called. The Corona Virus
Corona Virus
Example:
“hey remember 2020?“
“yeah, corona? it ruined my spring break and school year.”
“the corona virus also ruined our year.”
“hey remember 2020?“
“yeah, corona? it ruined my spring break and school year.”
“the corona virus also ruined our year.”
Corona Virus
A virus that ruined the year 2020 and also led everyone to quarantine and it fucking sucks since now our society can't be normal anymore.
Example:
John: Yo u heard of the corona virus
Mike: Yea people go infected from the corona virus now we gotta quarantine
John: Yo u heard of the corona virus
Mike: Yea people go infected from the corona virus now we gotta quarantine
Corona virus
The Corona Virus
Same name as the beverage. A group of viruses that cause diseases in mammals and birds. In humans, the viruses cause respiratory infections which are typically mild including the common cold but rarer forms like SARS and MERS can be lethal. China is having a serious outbreak and some Chinese people have brought the disease to the U.S. If the virus gets out of control we will all die. Screw 2020.
Corona Virus
Corona Virus
Example:
Chinese person: Ima eat this bat
*gets Corona Virus*
U.S. and all the other countries: Well f*ck
Chinese person: Ima eat this bat
*gets Corona Virus*
U.S. and all the other countries: Well f*ck
Corona-Virus
A virus created by the government to keep people inside while they change the batteries in the birds.
Example:
Guy 1: Did you hear about the Corona-Virus?
Guy 2: yeah, we should stay inside.
Government: MWAHAHAHAHA
Guy 1: Did you hear about the Corona-Virus?
Guy 2: yeah, we should stay inside.
Government: MWAHAHAHAHA