house shit

When touring a house for sale with a real estate agent while the owners are out, the prospective buyer takes a dump in the toilet and doesn't flush, leaving a surprise for when the owners come back.



shit-housed
(adj)- A step beyond just being drunk/high. If 15 beers gets you drunk, then 20+ gets your shit-housed. A replacement for the term "shit-faced".
Example:
I did like 12 beer bongs last night. I was totally shit-housed.


shit housed
This term for being extremely intoxicated is a variation of the term "shit faced." It is commonly used in the military, particularly in the Marines and Navy bases in Hawaii.
Can also be phrased as simply "shit house."
Example:
I got so shit housed last night that I woke up in K-Bay next to some random marine.

Dude, it's only 6 p.m. and you're already shithouse.


shit-housed
to house so much alcohol in your shit that 'hammered', 'drunk', 'tanked', 'completely rat-arsed' or any other words used to describe your level of intoxication suddenly become a simple, insipid understatement.
Example:
dude, Brent was so Shit-housed after downing that whole bottle of captain morgan private stock. whammy!


Latest Searches

fake converse, foghorn farts, CSUMB, gorilla face, Flech, party pretty, fighter pl, in space, Fiances, Fitshaced, partridgism, Fetter, Carson Kressley, fighter jet, turntablist, Ferger Burger, Pristine hole, FBJ, bust another one, bonds, The hoax, fighter, babia majora, Fatty mcdaddy, Reesi, the USA, it’s everyday bro, Fight words, Methew, Facebook Faggot, cheep chop, Facebook blue, Fight The Power, rede, FREQ HOP MASTER, shmids, Fight the Good Fight, Loeffler, treacherous lil twin, fight the fuck on, Emma chamberlain, Engine-Earz, shemping, dem guyz, Elko, Shoot the frog, UTAUloid, electric sex, montrey, election season, a merchant, at your head, juicehead, audiobook, Edward pikeman, Freezies, Edriss, fight on, Tulsa Slugfest, dtr, Callum Nicolson, chortle my balls, boiling water, fefo, Doo-dog, thumb plug, Dont Stop December, WURTZ, Donegan, Dona Nobis, rice rocket, dirty hippy, DOMMO, Dolla Bill, Farcry, abroad, you fuckin Druggo, danmit, the rabbi, Deshaun Watson, Wexford, Denver Lunch Break, Kevin kempt, dems da rules, Game Show Buzzer, DELSU, Panem, deistology, agape, Zimmermanning, dead troops, Fight n Fuck, kick it down, dance floor, Sit in the Shit, DISCO POGO, mess up, dfkm, luby, ridin the wave, Fight me hoe, dez nutz, Aron Big Ballin, dappa, Thunderfucked, ugly man, Cuh Rip, gooey butter cake, fight me bro, a conlon, Crackenism, jaju, taste in music, blizz-it-up, a KEVIN, Fight me, Conlin Rent Unit, Caleb downton, pay, toothing, MC Jin, supaman, Fight fucking, plushophile, YXL salah, Clare Sawicki, Aami actor cobra, beri, CimFam, swaggers, fight week, punker, drop your nuts, chindy, shittles, dislikes, Chimney Flesh, Carrie Prejean, the ass, FB Friend Poacher, bass groove, camel spit, woodpile, Cackleberry, Yorking, Cabbage-pult, EGA, chloroforming, Shimo, chomama, Fight Tactics, turnabout big top, Cummand, crystal PVP, Thats my team, JMoney disease, enano, brothers in arms, Asia Cup, Fight Night, mugsie, Boyanger, skeep skop, Bookending, chain link, Alma, Boojaynaism, Mady, bomb out, blue walling, Black America, Dahab, Big Mac Baddie, hftw, dimener, chili cheese cannon, berem, Maroon 5ing, Bellarmine Boy, COVID cool girl, Barry the Bee, slay slay, seed bank, butter pecan, fight fire with fire, back to the hotel, Ooltewah, Austie, Underoos, Yohaness, echo music festival, butan, gravestoned, Scary Jerry, Docta Dick, bleeker, FM Static, Big Kusa, dirty friend, fight club, house shit, slap ass day, Fighterdoken, fake converse, foghorn farts, CSUMB, gorilla face, Flech, party pretty, fighter pl, in space, Fiances, Fitshaced, partridgism, Fetter, Carson Kressley, fighter jet, turntablist, Ferger Burger, Pristine hole, FBJ, bust another one, bonds, The hoax, fighter, babia majora, Fatty mcdaddy, Reesi, the USA, it’s everyday bro, Fight words, Methew, Facebook Faggot, cheep chop, Facebook blue, Fight The Power, rede, FREQ HOP MASTER, shmids, Fight the Good Fight, Loeffler, treacherous lil twin, fight the fuck on, Emma chamberlain, Engine-Earz, shemping, dem guyz, Elko, Shoot the frog, UTAUloid, electric sex, montrey, election season, a merchant, at your head, juicehead, audiobook, Edward pikeman, Freezies, Edriss, fight on, Tulsa Slugfest, dtr, Callum Nicolson, chortle my balls, boiling water, fefo, Doo-dog, thumb plug, Dont Stop December, WURTZ, Donegan, Dona Nobis, rice rocket, dirty hippy, DOMMO, Dolla Bill, Farcry, abroad, you fuckin Druggo, danmit, the rabbi, Deshaun Watson, Wexford, Denver Lunch Break, Kevin kempt, dems da rules, Game Show Buzzer, DELSU, Panem, deistology, agape, Zimmermanning, dead troops, Fight n Fuck, kick it down, dance floor, Sit in the Shit, DISCO POGO, mess up, dfkm, luby, ridin the wave, Fight me hoe, dez nutz, Aron Big Ballin, dappa, Thunderfucked, ugly man, Cuh Rip, gooey butter cake, fight me bro, a conlon, Crackenism, jaju, taste in music, blizz-it-up, a KEVIN, Fight me, Conlin Rent Unit, Caleb downton, pay, toothing, MC Jin, supaman, Fight fucking, plushophile, YXL salah, Clare Sawicki, Aami actor cobra, beri, CimFam, swaggers, fight week, punker, drop your nuts, chindy, shittles, dislikes, Chimney Flesh, Carrie Prejean, the ass, FB Friend Poacher, bass groove, camel spit, woodpile, Cackleberry, Yorking, Cabbage-pult, EGA, chloroforming, Shimo, chomama, Fight Tactics, turnabout big top, Cummand, crystal PVP, Thats my team, JMoney disease, enano, brothers in arms, Asia Cup, Fight Night, mugsie, Boyanger, skeep skop, Bookending, chain link, Alma, Boojaynaism, Mady, bomb out, blue walling, Black America, Dahab, Big Mac Baddie, hftw, dimener, chili cheese cannon, berem, Maroon 5ing, Bellarmine Boy, COVID cool girl, Barry the Bee, slay slay, seed bank, butter pecan, fight fire with fire, back to the hotel, Ooltewah, Austie, Underoos, Yohaness, echo music festival, butan, gravestoned, Scary Jerry, Docta Dick, bleeker, FM Static,
×

Our website is made possible by displaying online advertisements to our visitors.
Please consider supporting us by disabling your ad blocker.


I have disabled the ad blocker! Show me how!