interceptions
the art of excitedly returning to your email inbox after receiving a notification about someone 'commenting' on anything you are involved with on facebook. Intercepting is only necessary if the comment is not there, which means the publisher deleted the comment. Intercepting is usually done after 11pm.Interception
Example:
jock 1: Matt intercepted carly right from Dylan !!
jock2: That kid gets interceptions on and off the field
jock1: yea I feel kinda bad for Dylan though
jock 1: Matt intercepted carly right from Dylan !!
jock2: That kid gets interceptions on and off the field
jock1: yea I feel kinda bad for Dylan though
interception
When you are interested in a person at a party, you are on the verge of making a move, and just as you are about to you find someone else already making out with them, etc.
Also used in the present tense as "intercepted"
Also used in the present tense as "intercepted"
Example:
Person 1: I went to make a move on that girl, but she was tongue deep in another dude's mouth.
Person 2: INTERCEPTION!
Person 1: I went to make a move on that girl, but she was tongue deep in another dude's mouth.
Person 2: INTERCEPTION!
Interception
When a man is about to ejaculate on a woman's face, and she catches the jizz and throws it back in his face.
Example:
Don't tell anyone bro, but after I came on her face, she went for the interception. Who does that?!
Don't tell anyone bro, but after I came on her face, she went for the interception. Who does that?!
interception
Intercept
Example:
John: "Hey Reg, How'd it go when your parents saw your report card?"
Reg: "Oh they never saw it, I intercepted."
John: "Hey Reg, How'd it go when your parents saw your report card?"
Reg: "Oh they never saw it, I intercepted."
Interception
the interception
when you are receiving head and when you are about to cum you pull out turn to either side tilt up and back away cumming into the air then swipping it out of mid air with your hand and smacking the girl across the face with it