cummings

a lie, something so ridiculous its amusing



cummings
After a terrible driver, with a branded vehicle "Cummings Roofing Inc" was found riding other vehicle's ass, a new term was born.
Example:
Hey watch out behind you, that guy is riding all over your ass. Hit the acceleration so that guy doesn't "cummings" all over you.


cummings
Someone with an arrogant disregard for rules which they think don't apply to them, or dismisses objections to unfair or privileged behaviour. Generally marking someone as a twat who considers themselves special, or is surprised when it turns out they are not and the rules do apply to them.

Derivation of Dominic Cummings.
Example:
"Well I've been seeing my mates all the time during lockdown."
"You're a cummings."

"Kirsty parks wherever she likes just because she can afford the fines, she's gonna be so shocked when her car gets towed, it's such cummings behaviour."

"I'm gonna need a visa to go to Spain! It's so unfair, I was going to retire there."
"You voted for Brexit, what did you expect? Cummings."


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