uncle ted
by dabizz on Dec 06, 2007 11:51:51
the real definition of an "uncle ted" is someone who walks into an empty restroom full of empty stalls, other than the one you are in, and
opts to drop a major
duece in the stall right next to you, which in turn annoys the fuck out of you just like your uncle ted does. Not recommended as uncle
tedding someone can get your shoes pissed on.
Example:
"dude, im
pissed as fuck."
"why what happened?"
"I was enjoying my peaceful morning shat session when
some asshole decided to uncle ted me."
"what did you do?"
"I
pissed on his shoes."
"good, he deserved it. Some people!"
Uncle Ted
by noahat on May 05, 2009 23:54:26
A bathroom user who seems to linger around forever. Could spend extended lengths of time in front of the mirror or sitting on the pot. An
uncle Ted makes it difficult to relax while on the crapper,
as you should always wait to poop when the bathroom is empty. This benefits you as well as the other bathroom attendees... This is not to be confused with Turd Burglar who is someone who does not realize that you are in the stall and tries to
force the door open.
Example:
Dude, I just got Uncle
Tedded real bad. I was trying to take a dump, and some dude was in there
looking in the mirror for like 10 minutes. Finally, I just had to
let it loose.
Uncle Ted
by Stosh on Jan 15, 2005 13:51:05
Uncle Ted
by Ranger Ted on Apr 16, 2006 05:19:27
Someone who tries to enter a bathroom stall several times when it is clearly being occupied.
The offender, known as
the Uncle Ted, will try several times to forcefully open the door seemingly unknowing that someone is in fact using the facilities. Can also be used as the adverb "Uncle
Tedded".
Uncle Ted
by B. Sure on Jan 17, 2003 05:26:53
Example:
Jim
wondered why that Uncle Ted with the high-topped
sneakers was always in the other
stall when he took a crap.
Uncle Ted
by - Campbell - on Jun 17, 2011 14:35:30
The person in your
office who, no matter how frequently
or what time it is, is always somewhere in the bathroom when you
go in.
Example:
Dude I went to the can at noon and at 2, Jim went at 3 and
6:30, and Barry went at 7 and "you know who" was in there EVERY SINGLE TIME! He is such an Uncle Ted!
Those two Uncle
Teds from marketing creep me out! They are always hanging out by the sink next to the urinals and I think one of them was trying to
sneak a peek at my junk while I peed.
uncle ted
by ninjafloater on Oct 13, 2010 00:41:39
Uncle Ted
by Radiojunkie on Feb 10, 2012 11:19:01
noun, Any elderly man driver who ends up in front of you, doing 10-15 mph BELOW the speed limit when your in a hurry. Typically
driving a Buick product, Lincoln
Towncar, or some other large vehicle. The female variation on this is an "Aunt
Gladys". Known to flash their lights or shake a fist at you when you finally get a chance to pass them.
uncle ted
by Professor Fatbot on Jan 27, 2004 15:57:14
Example:
Uncle Ted got so pissed at Thanksgiving that we found him on the floor of my
cousin's room passed out and
soaked in urine.