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Commodore

A sex act in which the male partner leans over a bed or other object and spreads his legs and the female uses a "Sharpie"-type marker to draw on the underside of his testicles. The most traditional method involves drawing "smiley faces" on both testicles or a "smiley face" on one and a "frowny face" on the other. Usually the act of drawing creates a tickly sensation that gives the male an orgasm; if this does not occur, the female may penetrate the man anally with a small bottle of lotion or conditioner or something similar. It is customary to "finish up" into a towel.

Commodore

by Joe Cassara on Apr 23, 2003 13:33:19

A popular home computer company, most remembered for the world's best selling home computer, the Commodore 64. It was founded in 1955 by Jack Tramiel in Toronto, Canada, as a typewriter repair company.

Due to mismanagement after the departure of Tramiel, Commodore Business Machines filed for bankruptcy in what was a long, drawn out, sordid affair and battle for the rights to their Amiga technology.

Example:
"I adore my 64, my Commodore 64!"

Commodore

by raven on Jul 02, 2004 15:57:47

A car released by Holden, a sub company of the Intergalactic GM Empire.

This model car has questionable integrity, safety and security systems.
People are often reffered to as 'Commodore' drivers as an insult, similar to the way that Volvo drivers are.

Another popular name for these cars are 'Commonwhore', symbolic as they are very common and f**k you over.

Example:
(After seeing someone run into the gutter or tailgating someone else) "Oh look, a Commodore driver!"

Commodore

by Gm blokes on Jan 16, 2020 05:04:45

To lose a condom in your mates ass

Example:
Dude I totally commodore’d you

Commodore

by Commodores Suck on Aug 14, 2006 15:50:03

A number 1 selling family car with the engine technology that is so out dated, i dont know why we still have it.

The car is so 'heavy' that HSV can't understand why the car slides into the barriers under hard braking down at the track. Twin Turbos were banned due to the fact that the 5l v8 could not keep up with it.

People who drive them think their number 1 with their bodykits and aftermarket accessories, terrible sounding exahuse, subdoofers and highbeams and fog lamps swiched on at 12 o'clock midday.

A HSV runs a 400m time of 14.3secs and a 2.6L Twin Turbo import can run it at 12.8secs ...hmmmm...yes...so wats so good about the 6L v8???

Oh yeah number 1 aussie car...HA! GM is an American company. the VLs probley the only 1 with a good engine, which is made Japan.

Commodores SUCK!

Example:
DOOF DOOF DOOF!!! here we go again, a group of loosers pulling up in da sic commodore bro

Do a burn out!!! oh sic mate!

Commodore

by Glenjo on Jun 25, 2006 16:34:49

A mistake in mass production from Australia's General Motor's branch; Holden, for the previous 24 years.

All automobiles sporting the "Commodore" badge are;

- Poor in both quality and design.

- Over priced, and over rated.

- Over marketed.

- Extremely Basic.

- Cosmetically and mechanically appauling.

- Not worth pissing on.

Example:
"Dude, my $12k Japanese 2 litre turbo just destroyed your $70k 6 litre Commondore, how do you feel about that???"

"I have no originality. I also drive a Commodore."

"I have a small penis, i try to compinsate with my 6 litre V8 Commodore"

"I think I drive a sports car because I drive a 2 door Commodore"

"I spent as much money as my new luxury version Commondore as a new Luxury Mercedee's, because bogans will think I'm cool if i drive a Commodore."

"Commondore is to Bogan as water is to ocean."

Commodore

by Dexter_13BT on May 06, 2006 02:33:12

P.O.S Car see shitbox

Example:
Have you seen Mattah's Commodore??? It would be so much better if it was on fire.

Commodore

by Viciousbubble on Sep 29, 2008 02:15:53

When a "lady" gives a rear admiral to a man. This is essentially very difficult but possible for advanced ladies.

Example:
Did you hear about That Esther chick? She gives commodores out like nobody"s business. She actually got me out onto the lawn.

Commodore

by gavman99 on Apr 28, 2009 17:00:43

Slang term for £15.

Derived from the 1978 hit single "Three Times A Lady" by The Commodores, where a 'lady' is a lady godiva, which is itself a slang term for £5.

Therefore, three times a lady equals £15.

Example:
It's my round. Can someone lend me a commodore so I can buy you all a drink ?

Commodore

by TonyJ621 on May 22, 2013 01:22:28

a) A trashy dressed woman who is out looking to get picked up. Related to a lyric by the Commodores, because the woman in question is "easy like Sunday morning"

b) A slut

c) A girl/woman only out looking to get laid

Example:
"Man, that girl is a straight-up Commodore!"
"What you mean by that?"
"She is easy like Sunday morning!"

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