device
device
Example:
Check out that device!
Check out that device!
Devicism
A term used to describe discrimination, or prejudice based on the devices people use in everyday life, to browse the web or to game, etc.
Example:
1) Fandroid: Oh wow you're using an iPhone? don't you know you're just paying for the brand?
Fapple: An android? nice potato quality snapchat stories you have there.
Windows phone user: Hey guys remember me? stop this devicism please you don't know how good you have it.
2) Hey that's not fair i can't copy and paste on mobile you're being so devicist.
3) PC elitist: Wow!.. people are still gaming on consoles nowadays? PS4 and Xbox ones are just entry level PCs that you can't upgrade and you have to pay for online.
PS4 and Xbox users: *bark* *bark* *more incessant barking*
Xbox 360 user: I am poor.
Switch user: Oh my god they're adding Knack to smash.
1) Fandroid: Oh wow you're using an iPhone? don't you know you're just paying for the brand?
Fapple: An android? nice potato quality snapchat stories you have there.
Windows phone user: Hey guys remember me? stop this devicism please you don't know how good you have it.
2) Hey that's not fair i can't copy and paste on mobile you're being so devicist.
3) PC elitist: Wow!.. people are still gaming on consoles nowadays? PS4 and Xbox ones are just entry level PCs that you can't upgrade and you have to pay for online.
PS4 and Xbox users: *bark* *bark* *more incessant barking*
Xbox 360 user: I am poor.
Switch user: Oh my god they're adding Knack to smash.
Device
An object that is required to complete a the task at hand, e.g. TV remote, mobile phone, condom, spliff
devicing
deviceism
When a multi-platform program or application releases a feature for one platform, such as Android, but not another, such as iOS.
Example:
Google has quite a lot of deviceism, even though Android is their own OS, they released adding videos to Hangouts chats first to iOS!!!!
Google has quite a lot of deviceism, even though Android is their own OS, they released adding videos to Hangouts chats first to iOS!!!!
Fapulating Device
fire device
alternate saying for a lighter, rumor has it that it was invented by some urban wanderers wandering Tel Aviv for redemption and sexual pursuit. English speakers unable to speak Hebrew for shit these tourists went around asking Israelis to borrow their "fire device"
Example:
Ronen: Hey can I borrow your fire device to light this hash joint ?
Eden: You sure can but you gotta pass me some of that !
Stella: I sell fire devices at my store !
Tourist in Tel Aviv: Hey lad, can I borrow your fire device to light my fag?
Ronen: Hey can I borrow your fire device to light this hash joint ?
Eden: You sure can but you gotta pass me some of that !
Stella: I sell fire devices at my store !
Tourist in Tel Aviv: Hey lad, can I borrow your fire device to light my fag?