Dick Cheney
(np. Richard Bruce Cheney b.1941-)
(aka Darth Vader. Frankenstein’s monster, the penguin,
Jaba The Hut.)
1) 46th ‘Vice’ President of the United States, and former Secretary of Defense.
Puppetmaster to the early 21st century military Junta George W. Bush. (see Blackadder III and
Prince George IV.)
2) (Disney origin) Jafar. The evil Vizir (advisor) to the brainless Sultan, in the Disney cartoon Aladdin.
2) Jabba the Hut (see Empire of Evil)
3) The fat, corrupt guy in the famous Humphrey Bogart movie Cassablanca, sometimes credited as Sydney
Greenstreet.
Synonyms.
-(Harry Potter): A Goblin. A morose, sullen individual who lives in a vault or bunker, and is obsessed with money.
-(Ref. H.G.
Welles’ The Time Machine) A
Morlock. (ie-a hideous, albino creature who dreads daylight, and lives underground to operate the machines that provide for the spoiled and child-like
Eloi (See George W Bush).
v. to give somebody a Dick Cheney.
1) (v. sexual slang) To unintentionally ejaculate in a woman’s face. (ie- to accidentally ‘shoot’ somebody in the face. To get drunk, shoot somebody in the face, and then eat dinner.) A slang term for ejaculating in somebody’s face, formerly known as a pearl necklace.
v. to
pull a Dick Cheney.
2) to escape or defer from an unpleasant responsibility by hiding in college for an extended period of time. To escape the national service draft in a time of war by spending eight years in a four year college degree program. (See Karl Rove. See
chickenhawk.)
3) To publicly miscarry justice by ostensibly taking a Supreme Court Judge on a duck hunting trip, and then threatening to blow his face off if he doesn't vote to keep the identities of your corrupt business cronies a secret. (See Ned Beatty and Deliverance}.)
-to escape or defer an unpleasant responsibility by knocking up a woman.
Example:
"Bill Clinton is famous for giving
Monica Lewinsky a dick
cheney so spectacularly messy that Congress felt he should be impeached for it."
“My rich grandfather established a trust fund for me, where I’d get $50 000 a year while I attended college. So, I
pulled a dick cheney, and flunked my senior year exams 16 years in a row.”