Lawn Gnome

To ring someone's doorbell then run on their front lawn and make a funny face and/or position when they answer the door. Hold that position until they go back inside, even if they yell at you.



lawn gnome
Crazy midgit with a pointy hat that stalks you in your sleep.
Example:
Person #1: Where'd Bob go?
Person #2: Lawn gnomes got 'em.


lawn gnome
n. A small woodland creature, usually cast from cement or a similar compound. They tend to gather in large groups in trailer parks (specifically on the front lawns), and come in a variety of shapes, sizes, and colors.
Example:
"Whoa, check out that thar lawn gnome Billy Bob got.. I wish i could get me one uh them - all green and purty and stuff"


Lawn Gnoming
A game played with a group of people, after dark. All of the people in the group go to a random house and ring the doorbell of the house. After ringing the door bell everyone poses and holds still on the lawn infront of the house, as if they were lawn gnomes. The first person to move / run loses.
Example:
Dude the other night we were lawn gnoming and a guy chased me with a shovel for a mile!


Lawn Gnome Syndrome
n. A mental ailment similar to depression, characterized by a tendancy to mope and be unhappy.
Acronym: LGS.
Example:
A: "He's sitting in the corner all alone moping. What's wrong with him?"
Dr. B: "He has Lawn Gnome Syndrome. Go and force him to feel better."


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