dialectic

bullshit you give your english teacher when he aske you to read a book and take notes



Dialectic
The kind of logic that reasons from commonly accepted opinions to probable conclusions. It is distinguished from Analytic, which reasons from true and primary premises.
Example:
Dialectic is the generic name of the logic that governs the Socratic Method.


Dialect
/ˈdɑɪ.ə.ˌlɛkt/
noun

1. A dialect is a particular form or derivative of a language that can vary greatly from the main language so as to be mutually unintelligible. The line between dialect and language is plastic depending on the political status of the dialect's speakers (see Cantonese). If you aren't sure, here's a good rule of thumb: A language is a dialect with an army and navy.
Example:
Lallans Speaker: Scots kythed for the first time in leeterar furm in the mids o the 14t century an didna differ muckle fae ither northren Inglis byleids.
English Speaker: I'm sorry, your dialect is completely unintelligible. It's like it wasn't actually English or something...oh.


Dialectics
1. when there is two of something

2. when there is two of something
Example:
1. dialectics is when there is two of something

2. dialectics is when there is two of something


dialectical
The ability to recognize multiple value frameworks as legitimate in their own terms invariably leads to contradictions.
Example:
"A person's evolutionary journey through life is always dialectical." "Emotions are not dialectical; their intensity varies but not the nature of the emotions themselves."


dialectable
"deliciously evil"
take the dia..from diabolical and the lectable from delectable..and well there you go.
Example:
Guy: Tell me when he calls you later so I can call him.
Girl: Why...?
Guy: My plan is too dialectable for you to know...that's so not how you spell diabolical huh?
Girl: Well.. We can say you made a new word that means evil+delicious =


Dialectic
1. Used to describe the illogical or false arguments of an opponent during a debate that are counter to your position and are spoken by the opponent to annoy, rather than to actually counter your argument.

2. Used to desribe the incessant complaining of a significant other, e.g. boyfriend/girlfriend, usually regarding your oft-immoral behaviour.
Example:
1. Stop feeding me that dialectic, asshole.

2. Yo, that bitch was giving me dialectic last night.


dialectical materialism
The Marxian interpretation of reality that views matter as the sole subject of change and all change as the product of a constant conflict between opposites arising from the internal contradictions inherent in all events, ideas, and movements.
Example:
The dialectic materialism between Bob and Alice, as manifested in their respective adherence to quintessential gender roles, became indisputably resolved as Bob skeeted all up on her face.


new dialectic
the new (and current) reality which consciously (and unconsciously) dominates our language, thoughts and reasons for being in this post-modern, 21st century, third millennium world.
Example:
new dialectic in washington, d.c. : politics is show business for ugly people.
new dialectic in hollywood : show business is politics for beautiful people.


Eye dialect
Eye dialect is the representation of the pronunciation of words by members of a specific social middle. There is no change in the use, only a change in the way the word is written.
Example:
Son: i wuz jis gonna call ya mum...
Mother: What?

Son: I was just go to call you mom!
Mother: Don't use your eye dialect with me.


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