dick fit

Physically in shape and sexually attractive to men, especially after not being or feeling that way for some time.



Dick Fitting
A consultation, between man and woman, in which each evaluates a prospective sexual partner. A largely transactional encounter, the man will insert his erect penis into the woman's vagina, such that each party can determine if the size, tightness etc. is to their liking, and a sexual relationship is viable.
Example:
Gwendolyn : Hey Julie, you want to come over to my place tonight and watch Sex In The City in our pajamas ?

Julie : Can't make it, I've got Trevor coming over for dinner and a dick fitting.

Gwendolyn : Oh that's right, well let me now how it goes. I just had a dick fitting with Chad last week - that boy's size, does not fit all!

Julie : Trust me, you don't need to tell me that. I had to push Trevor's cock fitting back two weeks because of Chad.


Dick fit
When a woman expects to get some but plans change and she has to go without getting some, so she throws a dick fit. Much like a child throwing a tantrum when they dont get what they want.
Example:
The couple had plans to spend a romantic night tigether, but due to unforseen circumstances they had to postpone their night, causing the woman to throw a dick fit.


Dick Fit
The female equivalent to a pussy fit. When a female makes a rude or crass, unwanted or inappropriate sexual advance on a male she doesn't know and he refuses, her resulting insecure name-calling is a "dick fit".
Example:
Female: Hey, guy. You should buy me a drink. Look at my boobs!
Male:....uh, no thanks. I actually have some class, lady.
Female:...oh! Well, I guess I wouldn't want one from you anyway! You limpdick! What are you, gay! Go back over there with your fraternity boyfriends!
Male:.....did she just tell me I had a small dick and gay because I refused her?
Male 2: Yep. Huh, must have expected every guy to swoon for her because of her boobs. Insecure bitch. She's having a dick fit.


nic fit dick
The persona that emerges when a closet smoker is jonesing for a cigarette but must wait for a smoking opportunity. In the meanwhile, he is a total dick to everyone.
Example:
"Why did Dad spike those hedge clippers into the ground and nearly sever his foot?"
"He badly needs a smoke but won't admit it. He's being a total Nic Fit DICK!"


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