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lecturer

The art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either.

lecture

by CRDC! on Aug 29, 2010 01:21:13

A long speech in which a group of children have to listen to an adult tell them that they are immature and wrong and should think of other people first.

Example:
you all need to make the mature decision so do what i say but this is not a lecture

Lecturing

by Solid Mantis on Feb 09, 2018 08:07:59

Being open and sharing becomes lecturing when you're talking to somebody who wasn't looking for your level of openness, which seems like hypocrisy. Like everyone else, the person you're told you're lecturing is a hypocrite too.

Example:
Stop lecturing me, I don't let my friends see my butt hurt in public, you're the butt hurt one!

Lecture

by DJ Gorrilla on Dec 08, 2006 09:23:08

A really good time to sleep and/or masturbate.

Example:
I have a three hour lecture!

lecture

by Dave on Jul 15, 2004 01:16:13

An act of passing on information at one's leisure, and although it is meant to get through to one's head, it ends up pissing them off anyway.

Example:
"I hate it when my older brother lectures me. He treats me like I'm his son. I'm not dammit! Also, make sure you don't tell him what to do when he's driving; his ego shows when he's behind the wheel and he will lecture you to the max if you act like a backseat-driver even at the MOST MINOR situation."
-me

lecture

by Gerard Irick on Mar 19, 2010 21:58:55

to browbeat someone with harsh criticism

Example:
Don't lecture me on how to do things.

Lecture

by myday on Mar 25, 2022 23:48:44

A term of some "more mature" people educating, or delivering some "thoughts of life" to "immature people", usually from parents to their children.

Example:
Ugh, you know what? I just got a 1.5 hour lecture from my mom just because I showed her a meme!

Lecture

by RockstarLC on Nov 20, 2009 09:57:39

The act of committing oral sex while avioding a project, usually lasting about a half hour.

Example:
"Sorry I was late, I was being lectured by my boyfriend"

"Lectured? Is that why it took you a half hour to drive five minutes? Guess either he doesn't last long or you're no good..."

Lecturer

by saraith on Apr 25, 2009 05:28:41

The provider of information in universities. If male elbowpatches are traditional (although you do get the occasional 'cool' one in jeans), if female either powersuits or dressing like a hippy. Results of a lecturer talking are as follows:

- roughly one paragraph of notes never to be used
- a quick nap
- a brilliant game of hangman usually more informative than the actual lecture.

Example:
"I need a nap before clubbing tonight."

"Yeh me too, which lecturer is it today?"

"Dr D, talking on female rights"

"Nap time it is!"

lecturant

by Professorial X on Apr 03, 2015 11:02:03

(also. Lecture-Rant, pronounced Lektcha-rant) An angry lecture that may have an accusatory undertone. A lecture-style scripted performance in which the lecturer consciously speaks truth to power and ignores codes of civility. The word was first introduced at Davidson College (North Carolina) in an event sponsored by the Middle East North Africa Student Association (MENASA).

Example:
It wasn't a lecture. It wasn't rant. It was a lecturant.
Perhaps what we need in this postmodern ineptitude is less lectures and more lecturants.
I won't be the subject of your lecturant.
(as a verb) I won't be silent as you lecturant your way out of this mess.
(as a verb) Don't lecturant me.

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