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milk a cow

manipulating the 'udder' of the male human to produce 'milk' by partial or complete envelopment. often a lubricated tube and undulating motion is used

Milking the cow

by HawaiianPunch1 on Feb 13, 2023 06:08:09

When you get a crappy job with tiny pay so you do less work for the same pay as the other guy. Anything from playing Nitrome on an office computer when no one's looking to taking 10 minute vape breaks to watching funny videos. When the pay is increased, you do more work so you no longer milk the cow.

Example:
I'm getting payed 30 dollars for helping to fix a basement for 3 hours, might as well be milking the cow. Vape break!

milk the cow

by sim simma on Dec 03, 2004 23:57:53

Having a guy ejaculate.

Made more famous (recently) by Ludacris' song.

Example:
If you hold the head steady I'm a milk the cow.

milking the cow

by bulletred on Dec 29, 2007 06:25:26

When a girl is sucking a guys cock, while pulling on his balls one after the other until he shoots cum repeatedly in her mouth.

Example:
I was trying to hold it as long as possible, but when she started milking the cow I just erupted.

milking the cow

by Eddybean on May 02, 2005 19:10:35

Milking the cow can be used to describe attaining the absolute most from any given situation.

Sometimes called 'milking the cash cow', 'milking the cow' can also be applied to any franchises which continue to drain the public of as much cash as possible and attempt to attach the brand name to absolutely everything, be it cereal, video games, car adverts, tshirts, bedsheets, plush toys, action figures, computer accessories or anything else that would be seemingly unrelated.

Example:
my god, i keep seeing The Incredibles everywhere. Pixar are really milking the cow with that one

milking the cow

by Kung-Fu Jesus on May 07, 2004 01:04:26

(v.) To be openly exploiting a situation for personal gain, at the expense of one's peers and superiors alike.

Example:
This person is milking the cow of sympathy, I dislike it when they claim to be so hard-done-by.

Milk The Cow

by ma6netic on Apr 09, 2009 07:46:51

When a "non-farmer" city guy goes to his room to masturbate.

Example:
Hey dude, where you off to? I'm thinking about heading upstairs to milk the cow.

milking the cow

by V-Po on Jan 10, 2006 09:27:40

when someone sucks some fat bitch's tittys.

Example:
Ex1:
Guy1: Holy fuckballs! Rob is milking the cow!
Guy2: Haha no silly, he is just having fun with Mary.

Milk the cow

by Kidswillbekids on Jun 01, 2019 09:56:40

To suck titties

Example:
This morning I couldn’t get over my girl’s boobies so I had to milk the cow

milking the cow

by Richid on Aug 31, 2006 09:30:12

pulling it. masturbating and ejaculating

Example:
I was thinking about that girl in studyhall when i was milking the cow last night.

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