dirty dave
When a girl comes over to your house, is a
cock tease, and passes out in your bed. You
jack off cum on her face, bring in your roommate to laugh and fall asleep next to her. She wakes up the next morning and gets a ride home from you. The following day at work you quit from
embarrassment.
dirty dave
by marcor on Aug 21, 2012 05:41:44
A dirty dave is a sexual act of such
inscrutable lecherousness that there are no words in the English language to accurately describe the act. The term is named after U.S. Rep. David
Rivera (R-FL) who famously used taxpayer money to try to perform the
salacious act on an escort.
Example:
"Dude, the dirty dave makes the dirty sanchez and
two girls one cup seem like softcore vanilla
skinemax"; "I spent all night trying to dirty dave her harder than David
Rivera on his constituents".
Dirty Dave
by Fan of the original Dirty Dave on Jul 02, 2011 12:36:03
Noun or Adjective; Verb (dirty
daving)
1. A man who can artfully
walk the line between being a suave gentleman player and a total man whore.
2. To flirt or "mack" on multiple women, successfully, all at once.
3. A man who succeeds not only in the art of flirtation, but also reaps the rewards of true seduction.
4. When going out to clubs and parties, the guy who can dance with whichever girl he desires.
More often than not a
dirty dave seems like an innocent, well to do guy, then it turns out he's getting women to take their shirts off faster than Jackie Chan does a kung-fu kick!
Example:
Ex.) Last week he got her number, today he took her on a
romantic date, tonight he's sleeping at her place... what a Dirty Dave.
Ex.) "Yo bro I finally asked that girl to dance with me!"
"That's great man, but I was Dirty
Daving, I already danced with all the other women at this party."
Ex.) "I Dirty
Daved at the party last night. Completely charmed these three women to going on dates with me and got 5 additional women's numbers! WAHOO!"
Dirty Dave
by rhdallas on Apr 12, 2011 10:52:15
That one kid in your school, workplace, or town who is constantly jacking off and doesn't care who knows. His life revolves around the art of arousal and
reluctantly refuses to hang with his friends and instead practices his
stamina in bed.
Example:
Wheres
David?
He said he couldn't make it.
What a Dirty Dave!
Seriously, it's like
the third weekend
in a row!
Dirty Dave
by Chip Kimbal on Feb 04, 2007 14:59:54
Dirty,Dirty Dave
by slutcakey cake on Jan 08, 2010 05:49:39
Having naughty thoughts about someone you work with that are so intense, you can't help but play the
skin-flute at your
cubicle while your surrounding cubicle mates are
out to lunch.
Damned Dirty Dave
by everydaywoman on May 28, 2019 07:52:11
Any American drummer
that hits on your guitarist’s woman nonstop then later fucks her so hard she forgets
the other dude’s name. This man
has no shame and is better than that dumbass guitarist anyway.
Example:
Why is
Kevin so
pissed? Well, Mark pulled a Damned Dirty Dave last night and now Kevin’s wife took all his shit and moved
in with Mark.