door mat Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

door mat

A small fucking blanket, that is so small that has no use.

door mat

by ford408 on May 25, 2009 15:43:25

the hair surrounding the vagina. its called this because, like a door mat, one must go throug the hair to get inside.

Example:
guy 1: dood, i went on a date with rachel
guy 2: shes so hot, how far did you two go?
guy1:we almost went all the way, but then i took off her pants and she had a nice big door mat
guy 2: thats definatly a no-go

Door Mat

by E1K4B0NG on Mar 29, 2008 11:08:39

A person who allows people to treat them badly or walk all over them.

Example:
Mark: Tyrone treats Sarah like crap.
Chris: Yeah she's such a door mat sometimes.

Door mat

by christiefowler on May 25, 2010 01:53:05

Usually a women who gets tret like shit and cheated on all the time some times firsted (not in the gud way) and always put down and made to feel like shit while taking the blame and always taking them back

Example:
Hey Christie you fat bitch door mat why dont you just do us all a favour and die...... oh sorry babe i didnt mean it just give me sum plant and get back in to bed and ill make it all better.

Door Mat

by Hllblly2008 on Aug 10, 2009 10:06:24

When you leave a fart at a restruant in the smal room between the outside and the main building.

Example:
Man 1: Dude, you moved pretty fast to leave the restruant.

Man 2: Yeah. Someone left a Door Mat and it smells terrible.

Mississippi Door Mat

by Flanny McDougansnorfer on Dec 27, 2014 12:50:54

You take a crap outdoors, step in it, then wipe your feet on your naked girlfriend before having sex with her.

Example:
I ate way too much tonight; should be a perfect Mississippi Door Mat kinda night.

front door mat

by notta hater on Feb 11, 2011 07:15:58

woman's pubic hair

Example:
I wanted to take at peek at the front door mat while we were kissing but she stopped me

Gail's door mat

by Gail fitz on Aug 29, 2021 03:37:56

When you shit in the girls pussy whilst she's licking an ice lolly

Example:
A Gail's door mat means that you shit whilst they eat

New door mat

by Rustybuffalo on Jan 06, 2023 02:45:37

Free ticket for butt stuff when bought by your significant other for your home

Example:
My wife bought a new door mat time to pound the brown

Office door mat

by Chet Chestsky on Sep 21, 2018 04:23:13

Referred to as the office administrator. Others will pile shit on your plate and pull you in 5 different ways. Accomplishing any task of will become nearly impossible. People will copy you in on emails and tell other people that you will be reaching out to them. This covers ones ass., but not yours. You will be paid less than 95% of people in a company. If you are hourly you will be will the first person at the office in the morning and the last one to leave.

Example:
Thanks Sharon, our office door mat will reach out to you to insert task here.

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