169
The most fearful number to those who know how to multiply and find square roots and believe in the 13 superstition.
169
Example:
awkard guy: "wtf man?! i wanted to 69 with her"
guy who got 69: "fuck you, and enjoy the fact that you could 169, fucking prick"
awkard guy: "wtf man?! i wanted to 69 with her"
guy who got 69: "fuck you, and enjoy the fact that you could 169, fucking prick"
169
69 with a dead person
169
Example:
I was the prime in 169
I was the prime in 169
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Rule 169
Example:
Alex: I love butterflies! ^-^
Vy: Geez I guess you haven't seen the Attack of the Eye Eating Butterflies yet...
Alex: Wtf that's a thing?!
Vy: Rule 169 dude...
Alex: I love butterflies! ^-^
Vy: Geez I guess you haven't seen the Attack of the Eye Eating Butterflies yet...
Alex: Wtf that's a thing?!
Vy: Rule 169 dude...
SCP-169
An SCP that is a part of the, you guessed it, SCP Universe.
Object class: Keter
SCP-169 Us a big ass snake monster thing hundreds of thousands of kilometers long. Therefore it is obviously unable to be contained.
Useless facts: Using Measurements from a blue whale, SCP-169 is 250,000 times the length of said blue whales. The average size of a blue whales' dick is 3 meters. 3 meters × 250,000 is 750km. That's is ONE BIG DICK. The volume of the nut that a blue whale splurges is 400 gallons. 400 × 250,000 is 100 million. This thing splurges the volume of 151 Olympic Swimming pools. Huh.
Object class: Keter
SCP-169 Us a big ass snake monster thing hundreds of thousands of kilometers long. Therefore it is obviously unable to be contained.
Useless facts: Using Measurements from a blue whale, SCP-169 is 250,000 times the length of said blue whales. The average size of a blue whales' dick is 3 meters. 3 meters × 250,000 is 750km. That's is ONE BIG DICK. The volume of the nut that a blue whale splurges is 400 gallons. 400 × 250,000 is 100 million. This thing splurges the volume of 151 Olympic Swimming pools. Huh.
Example:
Because of its size, SCP-169 cannot and almost certainly will never be contained—no structure on Earth is large enough or strong enough to contain SCP-169. The location of SCP-169 is not precisely known, but imaging satellites and analyses of eccentricities in the Earth's orbit suggest SCP-169 is located in the southern Atlantic Ocean, possibly stretching around the tip of South America.
Because of its size, SCP-169 cannot and almost certainly will never be contained—no structure on Earth is large enough or strong enough to contain SCP-169. The location of SCP-169 is not precisely known, but imaging satellites and analyses of eccentricities in the Earth's orbit suggest SCP-169 is located in the southern Atlantic Ocean, possibly stretching around the tip of South America.
number 169
The number you should call when you have problems with sex.
Example: You want to bang a really horny chick , but you can't handle her.
Then you call 1-6-9.
The afro-american guy named Bobby will answer with whattzzzz uppp.
You tell him :" ey bobby, come on, fuck"
He will come to you in an instant and fuck your girl.
After some time you will get her back and you can finish her!
Example: You want to bang a really horny chick , but you can't handle her.
Then you call 1-6-9.
The afro-american guy named Bobby will answer with whattzzzz uppp.
You tell him :" ey bobby, come on, fuck"
He will come to you in an instant and fuck your girl.
After some time you will get her back and you can finish her!
Example:
Guy A"ey bobby come on, fuck"
Bobby:" ok" *fucks her*
Guy A:" ohhh all right, now I am really stoned , I can finish her now!"
Bobby loves Anal.
Guy A"ey bobby come on, fuck"
Bobby:" ok" *fucks her*
Guy A:" ohhh all right, now I am really stoned , I can finish her now!"
Bobby loves Anal.