The “men” that we perceive as being tough guys even though all they do is play Simon Says with 17 years olds for 13 weeks and bitch about socks and locks on footlockers and whatnot.

The Drill Instructor is the least valuable position in the Marine Corps, despite being the most glamorized.

They do a thing called a “shark attack” which, when you remove the false bravado of the term, is just bitching in a circle. They only appear tough because you’re required to stand there and kiss their asses throughout the process or else you lose your job. The hostesses on The View do the same thing with their guests by putting them in the middle of the stage to try and make them look nervous as they turn to either direction to address a different hostess and make them look indecisive. It’s a nonsense “tactic” that accomplishes nothing.

If they really were “hard” they’d pick up an m16 and charge into battle, but a preferable weapon for their little hands is an article 15 that is used when somebody hurts their little feelings (much lighter to carry for the little cupcakes). The article 15 is also preferable because the Drill Instructor is timid by nature and must hide behind their rank like a pack of fairies.

Most “men” become Drill Instructors because when they were 8 they were caught trying on their mama’s high heels by their dads and they formed a need to prove they’re not faggots, so they signed up for the Marines in hopes of correcting their own fruit behavior.

The “men” that we perceive as being tough guys even though all they do is play Simon Says with 17 years olds for 13 weeks and bitch about socks and locks on footlockers and whatnot.

The Drill Instructor is the least valuable position in the Marine Corps, despite being the most glamorized.

They do a thing called a “shark attack” which, when you remove the false bravado of the term, is just bitching in a circle. They only appear tough because you’re required to stand there and kiss their asses throughout the process or else you lose your job. The hostesses on The View do the same thing with their guests by putting them in the middle of the stage to try and make them look nervous as they turn to either direction to address a different hostess and make them look indecisive. It’s a nonsense “tactic” that accomplishes nothing.

If they really were “hard” they’d pick up an m16 and charge into battle, but a preferable weapon for their little hands is an article 15 that is used when somebody hurts their little feelings (much lighter to carry for the little cupcakes). The article 15 is also preferable because the Drill Instructor is timid by nature and must hide behind their rank like a pack of fairies.

Most “men” become Drill Instructors because when they were 8 they were caught trying on their mama’s high heels by their dads and they formed a need to prove they’re not faggots, so they signed up for the Marines in hopes of correcting their own fruit behavior.

Drill Instructor- The meanest sumbitcth you will ever meet. Only one branch in the US Armed Forces uses the term Drill Instructor and that is the Marine Corps they are your motivator and will do what ever the hell it takes to break you down and turn you into a lean mean killing machine. Never call a Drill Instructor "Drill Sergeant" or you will be signing your death warrant. They may be mean but apparently there the nicest guys after graduation. I wouldn't know since I am only a simple poolee who has actually reached PFC but hasn't gone to boot camp. Also kown as DI's and R. Lee Ermey.

Hard-bitten, short-tempered, deep-voiced, screaming, seemingly-psychotic, unpatronizing, impatient, deeply-devoted and fully-dedicated Marine NCO who must work his magic on Momma's Boy --- who possesses eighteen years of cumulative selfishness and "Me-ism" --- in order to begin the makings of a disciplined Marine who will stand and fight when every inborn instinct tells him to run, and who, himself, will one day be a Drill Instructor to whom other youngsters "surrender body and spirit to harsh instructors and receive a soul."