Cast Away

Someone who is stranded in an isolated place.The feminist got captured by Somali pirates, she is now 'Cast Away' at sea...Cast Away - (Movie), Plane goes down in the Pacific, he's stranded on a remote, uninhabited island. He is the only survivor.



The Cast Away
n honor of Tom Hanks in the movie "Cast Away." When too much heat and friction builds up during double penetration and it can no longer be endured, one of the men screams, " I..... have....made FIRE!!!!" Bonus points are earned if Wilson is watching.
Example:
Porn Stars frown upon performing The Cast Away. It rubs their dicks raw after just a couple photo shoots!

My buddy and I are pretty close friends, but I never thought we would do The Cast Away together... damn that shit burned!

"I can't figure out why my wife gets turned on every time we watch a Tom Hanks movie. Did someone run a Cast Away on her or something?"

At first we thought we'd picked up a nasty bitch when it started to burn, but then we figured out we were pulling an accidental Cast Away.

"Look Bro, unless you want to experience The Cast Away, you better throw some more lube on our junks right now!"


Cast away
The anatomy of a cast away begins when you roll off a "raft" of toilet paper and put it in a friends toilet prior to taking a shit. From then, take your shit. Try to land it on your "raft". If done successfully, your Shit will resemble Tom Hanks in the movie Cast Away. Precede to non-flushing.
Example:
I was at my friend Trey's house and left a cast away in his shitter.


Cast Away logic
when you're so fucked over that only your bff named "wilson" is the one who listens and understands you and therefore you survive even though your wife leaves you because your Wilson is a volleyball.
Example:
From the movie Cast Away logic is when FedEx employee Chuck Noland’s ( Tom Hanks) plane crashes, he ends up stranded on a deserted tropical island for four years, with an inanimate volleyball named Wilson as his only friend and they're always together. this definition corresponds to captain america 89 contribution Morpheus Logic Morpheus Rules!


Cast Away Moment
When you've finally done something that should be so simple to do, but takes you so long to achieve.

(Inspired by the moment Tom Hanks finally made fire after so long trying in the film cast away)
Example:
I tried threading a needle but it took me an hour to do this. When I finally threaded the needle, I shouted with joy. That was my cast away moment.


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