drunken sailor

What shall we do with him?



drunken sailor
A drinking game where you throw vodka in someones eyes, and kick them in the leg so they are wobbling around looking like a drunken sailor.

Sometimes you will have to sing 'drunken sailor' after this, but most people don't know the words to this so it is rarely done.
Example:
"Yeah we made Bob do the drunken sailor"


Drunken Sailor
When You are fucking a girl, while she is bent over and you are standing up. You try and hit her head aginst different objects. You get points for hitting her head against different things. Doors, walls headboards.
The more things you hit the more points you get.
Example:
Hey man i got 15 points last night, with the drunken sailor. she hit 3 different walls and the door.


What Shall We do With a Drunken Sailor?
we shave his belly with a rusty razor, put him in a longboat till he's sober, stick him in a scupper with a hose pipe on him, and put him in the bed with the captain's daughter early in the morning.
Example:
What Shall We do With a Drunken Sailor?
What Shall We do With a Drunken Sailor?
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
Shave his belly with a rusty razor
Shave his belly with a rusty razor
Shave his belly with a rusty razor
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
Put him in a long boat till his sober
Put him in a long boat till his sober
Put him in a long boat till his sober
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
Stick him in a scupper with a hosepipe bottom
Stick him in a scupper with a hosepipe bottom
Stick him in a scupper with a hosepipe bottom
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
Put him in the bed with the captains daughter
Put him in the bed with the captains daughter
Put him in the bed with the captains daughter
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
That's what we do with a drunken sailor
That's what we do with a drunken sailor
That's what we do with a drunken sailor
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!


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