concussed

adjective: having a concussion



concussion
What eric lindros gets every time he steps onto the ice.
Example:
Commentator1: and another big hit by stevens...slamming lindros to the ice....

Commentator2: all of his brain cells have just left the building.


Concussed
When someone's high, but you don't want everyone to know. It can be used around parents and just generally adults as a way to covertly mention how stoned your friend is. This usually only works if the concussed person participates in some kind of sports.
Example:
Friend #1: Dude what's up with Jerry?
Friend #2: He took a really big hit and now he's concussed


Concussion
The feeling after your friend hits you on the head with her frigging math book!!!
Example:
Friend- **picks up math book**
(SLAM)
Me- wth?!! I think you have me a concussion!

Friend- hehehe
(SLAM)


Pussy concussion
Pussy concussion happens due to blunt force trauma of hand, dick or paddle. Knocking pussy out cold. Only form of cure known at the moment is oral resuscitation.

If you are not practiced at oral resuscitation, please, seek immediate and urgent care from a Pussy Concussion Healer and practiced medician.
Example:
*Scarlet was thrilled with the veracious appetite of her lover, until she had to seek treatments for her pussy concussion


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