A pirate, a thief of the sea, sails
around in a boat theiving
, killing and generally pissing off the Ninja (its natural enemy and the only being to be worthy enough of a pirate's
hate) by being so much better than it.
Here is a list of pirate superpowers:
- The ability to heal flesh wounds in a secong *as illustrated in most cartoons/movies*
- The ability to morph either hand to a hook and back again instantaniusly
- The ability to kick a ninja's
- Sink small islands with their eyes
- Summon the flying spaggheti monster *yet only if the need is dier
- Whoop anyones ass at halo
- Legally buy pirated dvds/cds/videos/music
- They are ALLOWED to run around without any clothes on fighting other sweaty men, its practically a law
- The ability to beat, not only ninjas, but yes, even SPIDERMAN!!
- Summon a troop of purple flying hippos
to their aid in battle
For this reason and many more, i urge you all
unless your not col enuf
to pull it off that is!