*Eats grass*
Having no opinion
eating grass
eating grass is another word for "making out" soft of like asking for consent but less awkward, all you have to do is put a short piece of grass between your lips in hope that person b will grab it with their lips, resulting back and forth.eat grass
Going outside, away from the internet.
Same as "to touch grass".
Popular in certain politics communities on reddit and twitter, originated from "touching grass" being described as ableist and in a need of a replacement.
Same as "to touch grass".
Popular in certain politics communities on reddit and twitter, originated from "touching grass" being described as ableist and in a need of a replacement.
Example:
I'm ootl on X, what is up with it?
Way to humblebrag about eating grass chad
Didn't you know
Go eat grass, you definitely need it
I'm ootl on X, what is up with it?
Way to humblebrag about eating grass chad
Didn't you know
Go eat grass, you definitely need it
Eating Grass
When someone has been bodied or tackled to the ground in a game of sport they are known as to be eating grass. There face is down on the ground and they begin to start munching on the grass in embarrassment
There's wiser eating grass
A reply to someone when they have done something foolish (i.e. there are wiser things than you, that eat grass).
Example:
Person 1: I jumped off the hotel balcony into the swimming pool.
Person 2: There's wiser eating grass.
Person 1: I jumped off the hotel balcony into the swimming pool.
Person 2: There's wiser eating grass.
Eat That Grass
When you kick someone's ass so hard, they land in a field surrounded by cows. Their only option is to comply with cow customs and join in on the eating of the grass.
Example:
"I kicked Todd's ass so hard, he had to eat that grass all weekend"
Todd was beaten up and forced to partake in grass eating.
"I kicked Todd's ass so hard, he had to eat that grass all weekend"
Todd was beaten up and forced to partake in grass eating.
grass eating
The lowest level of bribery, generally associated with breaking the law i.e. dirty cop/agent/attourney. This could be as simple as taking free food and coffee from local eateries and turning a blind eye to there less than stellar activities or keeping confiscated goods without raising any flags or perpatrating the offenders.
Referred to by this name because the parties invovled are not making significant exchanges of worth but more like grazing off the top.
Referred to by this name because the parties invovled are not making significant exchanges of worth but more like grazing off the top.
Example:
Chubbs has been grass eating for years, it was only a matter of time before he got on Noreaga's take.
cop1: "You need to cut that grass eating shit out Pat, you are going to get the whole force in some shit."
cop2: "Relax, no one is going to miss one zipper when we turn in the two kilos..."
Chubbs has been grass eating for years, it was only a matter of time before he got on Noreaga's take.
cop1: "You need to cut that grass eating shit out Pat, you are going to get the whole force in some shit."
cop2: "Relax, no one is going to miss one zipper when we turn in the two kilos..."
Grass eating hippo
When a man, or woman, east out a woman's pussy and fingers her asshole at the same time, giving her double the pleasure.
Example:
I pulled a grass eating hippo on my GF the other day, she didn't know what the fuck to say but "Oh my fuckin' GOD".
I pulled a grass eating hippo on my GF the other day, she didn't know what the fuck to say but "Oh my fuckin' GOD".
Eat Ass, Smoke Grass and Sled Fast
1) The chant of the infamous "Sled Gang", this phrase is frequently used before severely injuring oneself, and ultimately ending up as an unforgettable meme that will forever float around the internet.
2) A phrase used by autistic teenage gypsy's who have given up on life and come to terms with the fact that they will never amount to anything. A clear indicator of a degenerative Disease
2) A phrase used by autistic teenage gypsy's who have given up on life and come to terms with the fact that they will never amount to anything. A clear indicator of a degenerative Disease
Example:
1) Dan the Meme Man: "Hey it's Dan the Meme Man. You know, you only live once, so Eat Ass, Smoke Grass and Sled Fast.
Mall Security: " If you go down this escalator, I will call the police on you"
Dan the Meme Man: *Sleds down the escalator anyway, not giving a single fuck*
Fellow Sled Gang Member: "Dan go run!!! Sled Gang! Sled Gang! Sled Gang!"
2) John: "Hey Michael, I heard you were the only one in our grade who didn't get into college. I'm sorry bro."
Michael: "It's alright bruh, I'm just gonna Eat Ass, Smoke Grass and Sled Fast."
John: "Oh no, it's retarded."
1) Dan the Meme Man: "Hey it's Dan the Meme Man. You know, you only live once, so Eat Ass, Smoke Grass and Sled Fast.
Mall Security: " If you go down this escalator, I will call the police on you"
Dan the Meme Man: *Sleds down the escalator anyway, not giving a single fuck*
Fellow Sled Gang Member: "Dan go run!!! Sled Gang! Sled Gang! Sled Gang!"
2) John: "Hey Michael, I heard you were the only one in our grade who didn't get into college. I'm sorry bro."
Michael: "It's alright bruh, I'm just gonna Eat Ass, Smoke Grass and Sled Fast."
John: "Oh no, it's retarded."
eat ass, smoke grass, and sled fast
coined by celebrity dan the meme man. the phrase of the infamous and genius "sled gang," as seen in a meme on youtube