eggman
A fat guy who doesn't have a life, and can't call pest control to get rid of a hedgehog. He spends billions of dollars to build robots in effort to destroy said hedgehog, but only sends them out one at a time. They commonly have:
Bad aiming LAZOR BEAMS PEWPEWPEW,
Conviniantly placed slot machines,
And easily ripped through armor.
He likes to kidnap little roadkill kissing girls for his own amusement, *coughElisecough* but then gives them back out of boredom or pity. He also likes to kidnap roadkill to lure hedgehogs into his lair, even though hedgehogs hate said roadkill but come in anyway.
Not a genuis even though he says he is.
Bad aiming LAZOR BEAMS PEWPEWPEW,
Conviniantly placed slot machines,
And easily ripped through armor.
He likes to kidnap little roadkill kissing girls for his own amusement, *coughElisecough* but then gives them back out of boredom or pity. He also likes to kidnap roadkill to lure hedgehogs into his lair, even though hedgehogs hate said roadkill but come in anyway.
Not a genuis even though he says he is.
eggman
The real eggman was some dude named Eric Burdon. But the eggman in the song I Am the Walrus is god-knows-who. Just enjoy the damn song.
eggman
lyric in the beatles song i am the walrus.
inspired by a story john lennon heard about the animals frontman eric burdon. apparently while "entertaining" young ladies back stage mr burdon would crack an egg on the women's stomach as he finished, thus earning him the nickname the eggman.
inspired by a story john lennon heard about the animals frontman eric burdon. apparently while "entertaining" young ladies back stage mr burdon would crack an egg on the women's stomach as he finished, thus earning him the nickname the eggman.
eggman
Example:
"WE, ALL, DRESSED IN BLACK,
WE BEGAN, TO ATTACK
THE EXTRA CRACK ON HAZE'S BACK"
- "Eggman", Beastie Boys
"WE, ALL, DRESSED IN BLACK,
WE BEGAN, TO ATTACK
THE EXTRA CRACK ON HAZE'S BACK"
- "Eggman", Beastie Boys
eggman
A chief player in the strange and cabalistic egg industry : one who specializes in eggs and egg products
Eggman
The one who has the master plan.
Eggman
The main villian of the famous game series Sonic the Hedgehog. Real name Dr. Ivo Robotnik. He's a scientist obsessed with showing the world how great he is. "The Greatest scientific genius in the word." as he calls himself. Many incarnations had followed him as many different cartoons of Sonic had appeared but the name Eggman differs him from the rest and marking him as the original Sonic villian.
Example:
Eggman "Ahh, if it isn't Sonic!"
Sonic "Look, a giant talking egg."
Eggman "I am Dr. Robotnik! The greatest scientific genius IN THE WORLD!" ~ Sonic Adventure/DX
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Eggman "Join the Eggman Empire!" ~ Sonic Adventure 2
Eggman "Ahh, if it isn't Sonic!"
Sonic "Look, a giant talking egg."
Eggman "I am Dr. Robotnik! The greatest scientific genius IN THE WORLD!" ~ Sonic Adventure/DX
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Eggman "Join the Eggman Empire!" ~ Sonic Adventure 2
Eggman
A man who has beenbin prison for 17 days only to get out and have their nudes leaked on twitterdotcom
Example:
Eggman. THATS RIGHT NO QUILLS NO PILLOWS ALL POINTS HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA!
sonic: I can't believe how he called out obama like that
Eggman. THATS RIGHT NO QUILLS NO PILLOWS ALL POINTS HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA!
sonic: I can't believe how he called out obama like that