My penis
This is what broke up your marriage with your wife and if you do not yet have a wife watch out for it because it will break up you and your future wife. Also, it is the real father of your children, sorry to tell you like this champ.My penis
Is big
Example:
My penis is big
My penis is big
My penis
Bigger than yours
My penis
My penis
my penis
my penis
Example:
Girl: What's up?
Guy: My penis.
Girl: *Looks down* Pervert!
Guy: Well it's better than not much.
Girl: What's up?
Guy: My penis.
Girl: *Looks down* Pervert!
Guy: Well it's better than not much.
My Penis
was in your mother last night.
Example:
Person One: "My mom is now having to deal with my teenage brother's rebellious stage."
Person Two: "That problem is thrust at her every day after school. "
Person One: "Yeah, no kidding."
Person Two: "Not unlike my penis."
Person One: "My mom is now having to deal with my teenage brother's rebellious stage."
Person Two: "That problem is thrust at her every day after school. "
Person One: "Yeah, no kidding."
Person Two: "Not unlike my penis."