erection inspection
a game one plays with ones friends in which one calls "erection inpection" during an eroticly charged or appropriate part of a movie, the freinds are then bound by honour to stand strait, hips out with there hands on their head, any among the group with erections are either shunned and never spoken of or given
mad props for the fearfull
pork sword he has
sprouted, this is often context specific and depends on the nature of your friends.