backfired
Verb; An attempt to fix something in which the fixing actually makes the situation worse for you. Common on the internet when an arguement "backfires" and makes you look stupid.the backfire
when a guy is at dinner and gets up to say goodbye, he stands up and reaches over the table to hug someone, and he inadvertently places his cannon within one inch of someone (who is still sitting down) at the table's face. the backfire-ee, if you will, then sharply turns their head not knowing their is a cannon pointed right at their face, and then proceeds to make full blown facial contact with the shaft and the ballbag of the backfire-er
Example:
1) holy shit man, that one time at the house of blues, i was giving my girl a hug goodbye, and i totally gave ginnie mae the backfire
2)
1) holy shit man, that one time at the house of blues, i was giving my girl a hug goodbye, and i totally gave ginnie mae the backfire
2)
backfire
The moment where, when you're taking a shit, a large pocket of gas (referred to as a future-fart) that was resting mid-shit or between two shits escapes as you're passing your lovelog, resulting in a sudden violent fart than not only propels your previously freefalling turd at Mach 2 speeds, but also results in a pleasing shotgun blast of turdlings across the toilet bowl.
A backfire is so named for it's similarity to a car backfiring.
A backfire is so named for it's similarity to a car backfiring.
Example:
"Man, I was taking a dump and backfired, and now I get 'Nam flashbacks when I visit the shitter."
"Man, I was taking a dump and backfired, and now I get 'Nam flashbacks when I visit the shitter."
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Example:
I was going to light my fart on fire at the party, but a few seconds later everyone got hit by my backfire.
I was going to light my fart on fire at the party, but a few seconds later everyone got hit by my backfire.
Backfire
When a man is receiving a blowjob and upon finishing inside the mouth of the giver, the contents are spat back in his direction.
Backfire
After a really serious depressing prediction about the future of an old pensioners death the definition is when the old pensioner makes a funny remark which ruins the seriousness and brings the convocation back to normal levels.
Example:
Psychic: you will burn in the fiery pits of hell for the rest of eternity....
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Pensioner: I'm not boiling in no freaking coldron
Psychic: well that was a backfire
Psychic: you will burn in the fiery pits of hell for the rest of eternity....
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Pensioner: I'm not boiling in no freaking coldron
Psychic: well that was a backfire
Backfire
Backfire
When the intended consequence of a corrupt plan to set someone up does not go as planned, and instead you are exposed with concrete evidence of your misdoings.
Example:
" They stalked, harassed and even spied on him but their plan backfired because they dropped their camera running off the property they illegally trespassed on and he was able to prove the harassment finally."
" They stalked, harassed and even spied on him but their plan backfired because they dropped their camera running off the property they illegally trespassed on and he was able to prove the harassment finally."