failure
by PaperMachete on Oct 25, 2005 10:23:00
i. A good excuse not to try.
ii. One who fucks up all the time.
iii. One who goes to Yale but has the vocabulary and comprehension of a
sea cucumber.
See also: George W. Bush, Dubya, Ashlee Simpson,
Enron,
Operation Iraqi Liberation
Example:
Homer Simpsons: Trying is the first step towards failure.
George W. Bush: I didn't misfailure the country! Honest! It's hard work being president! Realleh hard work! Even my
daddeh says it's hard work! I don't get no break on Sundehs too!
Bob
Bluebell: What a failure and a
jerkwad.
failure
by Dusty Cioffi on May 06, 2008 22:48:44
A moment of
illumination; a chance to reexamine/reconsider one's approach. A necessary byproduct of
risk. See also: opportunity.
Example:
Failure:
"No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." -Samuel Beckett
Alfred Pennyworth: Took quite a fall, didn't we,
Master Bruce?
Thomas Wayne: And why do we fall? So we can learn to pick ourselves up. -"
Batman Begins"