you heard

A subsitute for 'y'know, often heard in jails or prison uttered by uneducated inmates during conversation between cells. Can be used to validate the statement by the user, or to clarify that the statement was heard by its intended recipient, often a fellow illiterate. Used by middle class white kids to sound hip but usually comes off sounding extremely pathetic and requiring a beat down.



You heard me
A New Orleans’ saying. Often used after ever sentence, even when not necessary. Meanings: “you feel me”, just to emphasize your sentence. pronunciation: *new Orleans accent* “urr her mi”
Example:
“The saints are going to winning the super bowl, you heard me?”

“Let’s get some hand grenades, you heard me? “

“What time is it, you heard me?”

Anthony Davis is a dog, you heard me?”


Have you heard?
The fastest way known to break into song and dance about a bird, and that the so called bird, is in fact the word.
Example:
1. Have you heard? Whats that? You mean you haven't heard? I was under the impression that everyone had heard? Heard what? THAT THE BIRD IS WORD, B-B-B- BIRD BIRD BIRD, B-BIRD IS THE WORD


You Heard me
A badass and brutally honest way of saying "I won't repeat myself".

No, it doesn't mean you're a pussy when you say it (to the definition above). A pussy would give excuses and try sugarcoating it, after his victim says "what did you call me".

After you say "you heard me", your victims just shuts up and looks shocked, beaten and despaired.
Example:
-Dad, I'm attracted to men.
-What the fuck did you just say?
-You heard me.

PUSSY COMEBACK:

-Dad, I'm attracted to men.
-What the fuck you say?
-I mean, I sort of like men. They are just... Uh, it's not a big deal, right? *scared face*


heard you wouldn't
when a challenging situation is presented, the phrase is used to provoke a person to attempt the challenge. Also used to taunt or encourage to fail.

Origin: Said when opposing team shoots a 3 point shot at high school basketball games.
Example:
person 1: What if i shot a firework at my moms car?

person 2: Dude, heard you wouldn't

(Can also be used in different cases such as: heard you couldn't, heard he wouldn't, etc...)


I Heard You Using the Microwave
This means that somebody was too loud during sex the night before.

'Microwave' refers to the coitus that was had.
Example:
Justine: Good morning, guys! How did you sleep?
Carla: Not very well.
Justine: why?
Carla: I heard you using the microwave last night..
Justine: Oh dear..

'You're just jealous because you heard HER using the microwave but you can't handle that heat!'


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