The uterus; the organ in a female mammal where a fetus develops. Also known as
baby oven,
baby factory, baby maker, sprog forge,
rug rat generator, kiddy mill, or the place where babby is formed.
A piece of biological machinery which cramps up and leaks fluid and tissue on a regular cycle if it's not in use, making the female extremely cranky.
Example:
Sorry darling, I can't
make babies with you tonight, my
womb's been filled by the pool guy.
To demonstrate what a womb cramp feels like to a man, a swinging
sledgehammer should be administered to the lower gut.