finched

the art of forever getting screwed by a new employee.



finched
the real definition for finched is:

the time period from when your smoking weed and were your high

or

the time period from when your drinking beer/liqour and were your drunk
Example:
"im so fucking finched" or "Ima way passed Finched"


Finching
The act of rushing home to take a shit in your personal toilet, regardless of how many publicly accessible toilets are available within a more practical proximity. Named after Paul Finch from the American Pie films, who was dissatisfied by the lack of cleanliness of his school's facilities and would leave the building daily to defecate between classes.
Example:
"That was a long trip to the bathroom, Dude."
"Its not what it looks like! I was finching, so half of that time was travel."


Finching it
Making an appearance at work for an hour or two in the morning and then going home "sick". This way you don't have to use sick time.
Example:
Dude 1: Where's Jeff?
Dude 2: Home. He's Finching it today


Finch
verb: to take what is logically someone else's, and do so in a sly and charming fashion.
Example:
1) "Dude, I had a crush on that girl, and you hooked up with her! you totally Finched her!"

2) "Don't finch my food! You just took the food right off my plate!"


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