Finched
The action of getting something taken from you by a "finch". This 'object' is generally something that is easily recognized as yours to everybody except for the finch. Before you even notice what is happening the finch will already be in possession of what was once yours. Finches are generally harmless entities.Finched
Finching
The act of rushing home to take a shit in your personal toilet, regardless of how many publicly accessible toilets are available within a more practical proximity. Named after Paul Finch from the American Pie films, who was dissatisfied by the lack of cleanliness of his school's facilities and would leave the building daily to defecate between classes.
Example:
"That was a long trip to the bathroom, Dude."
"Its not what it looks like! I was finching, so half of that time was travel."
"That was a long trip to the bathroom, Dude."
"Its not what it looks like! I was finching, so half of that time was travel."
Finching it
Making an appearance at work for an hour or two in the morning and then going home "sick". This way you don't have to use sick time.
Finch
Example:
was that stiflers mum?
was that stiflers mum?
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Finch
Example:
1) "Dude, I had a crush on that girl, and you hooked up with her! you totally Finched her!"
2) "Don't finch my food! You just took the food right off my plate!"
1) "Dude, I had a crush on that girl, and you hooked up with her! you totally Finched her!"
2) "Don't finch my food! You just took the food right off my plate!"
finch
Finch a nice funny cool guy. Who changes lives making people laugh and have fun. Finch is mostly right. Smart but lazy. Likes a lot of things but doesn't really dislike anything.
finch
Example:
i like finch.
i like finch.