shoplift

verb; an action that is present when WALMART security just sucks ass



shoplifting
1. Stealing things from a shop without paying
2. A secret underground sport, where people with inhumane strength bet on which shops they can lift
3. A tard playing in a shops lift.
Example:
1. wow that guys shoplifting hes gunna get caught
2. JESUS he strong look at him shoplifting tescos
3. What a tard, shoplifting like that. I think this is is 7th time up, he needs a job


Shoplift
To go into a store or shop and discreetly steal items which are for sale without getting caught. These items can range anywhere in size from a basketball to a dixie cup. Useless items you don't really need are sometimes taken because many people do it for the rush as opposed to needing the stolen object.

The opposite of Droplifting.
Example:
Did you see Lisa? She just took those earrings out of the package and put them in her sleeve!

Wow it's real cool to shoplift. I wish I had those crappy earrings.


shoplifting
Example:
P1: "I went shoplifting today."
P2: "Nice, what did you get?"


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