One of the most gorgeous cities in the world, and the largest county in Ireland (ignore people who tell you it's Clare, retards)
It has BLACKROCK, a diving tower of imense awesomness!
The locals are either scangers, drunkards, culchies, tomers or the nicest people you will ever meet.
The pubs and restraunts are amazing, especially the older, local places, like McDonagh's fish and chips or something of that calibre.
The town is great, and attracts fair such as the Continental Christmas Market and has hosted the Volvo Ocean Race and is set to host the finishing point stop- over for the Ocean Race in 2012.
Galway = epic.

The city surrounding Pat Coyne.

Large city on the west coast of Ireland. Set in one of the most beautiful parts of Ireland.

Populated by bogmen and farmers. Mostly filled with drunken scallys at the weekend. This group taken up about 25% of the total population. The other 75% consist of vodka swilly Polish layabouts.

Go into any cafe and you are more likely to be greeted with some sort of eastern European language rather than the local Galway drawl.

At various times of the year fesitvals are held in the area. This only serves to attract more vodka and Guinness swilling crackheads and the even more dangourous and annoying "The Dublin Fourset"

This group live in the Dublin 4 postcode area and think they own the whole country. Easy to spot because they speak with a false English accent and usually have 100 kids all dressed in riding gear even though they wouldn't know what a horse looked like if it came up to them and said, Hi there, I'm a horse

Don't even try to drive in Galway, it's worse than driving in Naples.

Almost as expensive Dublin. When the locals speak of "Ripe off Ireland" it's not with ironey or sarcasm, it's with a sense of pride.....

The act of avoiding a salutation despite eye contact with someone you have met/been introduced to/have kissed/had sex with. Particularly prevalent in Galway, Ireland, where people actively and awkwardly don't acknowledge each other. Galway Hello; it's a non-thing.

A girl with black hair and blue eyes. Made famous by Steve Earle in his song Galway Girl, which is about such a girl.

Me:"There is nothing wrong with her, shes perfect"

Friend:"Thats cuz shes your Galway Girl"

The largest shit whole in up state Ny. Its filled with disease infested Rednecks, and wanna be "Gangsters" The town consists of 2 bad convinces stores a falling down school.

An irritating song originally written by Steve Earle and later re-recorded by Sharon Shannon and Mundy. The song is basically about some idiotic dude who falls in love with this random girl from Galway in Ireland who then leaves him. The Mundy version was a huge hit in Ireland, reaching number 1.
Nob Nation's version, the Galway Whore, is much better.

A bunch of fake redneck, small dicked, cat fucking faggots that have never played an honest game of golf in their lives. A Smith Card, also known a cheat sheet, is usually what is given as the final score. Once the coaches walk away, the fun in the woods begins. If you are quiet, you can hear the skin slapping and the cats meowing.