narwhaling

Wearing a strap-on dildo on your head. Not known as "unicorning" because it's real.



narwhal

by Scribbles on Jan 03, 2004 12:59:57

The amazing, magical combination of a unicorn and whale. They're small, and can only be created when a unicorn decides to fuck a whale. They are THAT magical.
Example:
When I grow up, I wanna be a narwhal! NAAAR


Narwhal

by Carlson_the_friendly_robot on Mar 20, 2011 08:26:20

An awesome sea creature. contrary to popular belief, it does, in fact, exist.
Example:
Narwhals narwhals
swimming in the ocean
causing a commotion
cause they are so awesome
narwhals, narwhals,
swimming in the ocean
pretty big and pretty white
they beat a polar bear in a fight
Like an underwater unicorn
they have a kick ass facial horn
they are the jedi of the sea
they stop cthulu eating ye!
Narwhals
they are narwhals
narwhals
just don't let 'em touch your balls!
Narwhals
they are narwhals
narwhals
Inventors of the shish kebab!
Narwhals narwhals
swimming in the ocean
causing a commotion
cause they are so awesome
narwhals, narwhals,
swimming in the ocean
pretty big and pretty white
they beat a polar bear in a fight
Like an underwater unicorn
they have a kick ass facial horn
they are the jedi of the sea
they stop cthulu eating ye!
Narwhals
they are narwhals
narwhals
just don't let 'em touch your balls!
Narwhals
they are narwhals
narwhals
Inventors of the shish kebab!


narwhal

by Drewsky O'Brien on Jun 13, 2010 07:11:22

A whale that was so triumphant in everything it does that God gave it a horn as to boast it's awesome power amongst all other sea creatures. It is said that WWII ended in the defeat of Nazi Germany soley in part because the U.S. narwhal generals outsmarted Hitler in every aspect causing him to cower and run.
Example:
"Dude, is that excalibur coming out of the sea?"
"That's a narwhal you fucking idiot."


Narwhales

by renegade waffle on Feb 25, 2009 14:36:44

NARWHALES SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN CREATING A COMMOTION CAUSE THERE SO AWESOME NARWHALES PRETTY BIG AND PRETTY WHITE AND CAN BEAT A POLAR BEAR IN A FIGHT like an underwater unicorn with an kick ass facial horn there the Jedi of the sea and stopped kathulu eating me just don't let them touch your balls and the inventors of shishcabobs
Example:
NARWHALES THEY ARE NARWHALES


narwhalling

by Donaldbain on Feb 18, 2010 03:13:41

Verb=The act of penetrating a persons anus with the nose, preferably without the spreading of the butt cheeks. Also known as the Cyrano de Bergerac.
Example:
Blair looked at Marian's profile with excitement about his impending narwhalling.

dirty sanchez nasty narwhal rusty trombone blumpy jumpy


Narwhal

by NarwhalLover on Nov 21, 2021 22:59:21

A Unicorn is a common swinging term used in the community to refer to a single female interested in meeting other couples. Described as such due to the rarity of finding said females.

However, a Narwhal is the lesbian version of this. A Narwhal is an unattached female "third" happy to join an existing female couple for extracurricular activities. Narwhals are real, but rare and are the unicorn of the sea.
Example:
"My wife and I hooked up with a Narwhal last week! It was super hot."


Narwhal

by DisasterLindsey on May 26, 2009 07:06:25

A horned whale type creature that when you tend to tell people about it the first thing they think is 'Could you have sex with it?'
Example:
"DUDE ITS A FREAKING NARWHAL!"

"A what?"

"A horned whale."

"You ever you know...?"

"No, what?"

"Tap that?"

"Dude thats just wrong"


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