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glute
A shortened version of Gluteous Maximous - your butt muscles
Example:
Jo: oww, my glute's hurting from that work-out


glute
An affectinate name for a person with coeliac disease (allergic to gluten/wheat). The word derives from the fact that their meals must be gluten free.
Gluten - Glute
The word was first popularised in Newcastle, Australia.
Example:
Aw the poor glute can't eat bread or pizza.


Glute Spread
For one to take their hands in between their Gluteus Maximus and pull their cheeks apart. Typically done on bodybuilding stages. Tristyn Lee is the one who formulated this posing routine. Phil Heath did it on stage in 2018 which sparked its huge success in bodybuilding.
Example:
Did you see Phil heaths Glute spread in 2018? That pose was incredible!


Ginger's Glutes
The biggest fucking thing you will fucking see. Ginger's Glutes are fucking huge, nearly as big as his mum's tits which are astronomically huge.
Example:
Ginger's Glutes are huge


Glute Glaze
Glute Glaze is the accumulation of fecal particles and dried urine residue that accumulates throughout the day on the lids of publicly used toilets. Glute Glaze, while often invisible to the naked eye, is a greasy sheen of human ass sweat, butt grease and excrement particles that transfer onto the Gluteus Maximus aka Ass and the backs of the legs when one sits on a public toilet. The only way to remove Glute Glaze is to shower thoroughly at the end of each day. Glute Glaze can be avoided completely by using a toilet seat cover also known as a Toilet Bib but even then, showering is still highly recommended due to airborne excrement particles .
Example:
Sherwin returned home after a long day traveling to job sites repairing lawn mowers. Throughout the day, Sherwin relieved his usual bodily functions at various public toilets. Sherwin's girlfriend Hanna refused all romantic interludes, touching and spooning after he got home until Sherwin hit the shower and rid himself of the day's worth of Glute Glaze he had accumulated.


Glute Spread
Mandatory pose implemented into pro bodybuilding in 2022 where the contestants spread there glutes apart using their hands for the judges. Some contestants may decide to pull their trunks into thongs, or slightly bend over.
Example:
Phil Heath takes back the Olympia after dominating the rear glute spread, bless Hany Rambod’s palpating fingers.


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