Glute Glaze is the accumulation of fecal particles and dried urine residue that accumulates throughout the day on the lids
of publicly used toilets. Glute Glaze, while often invisible to the naked eye, is a greasy sheen of human ass sweat
, butt grease
and excrement particles that transfer onto the Gluteus Maximus aka Ass and the backs of the legs when one sits on a public toilet. The only way to remove Glute Glaze is to shower thoroughly at the end of each day. Glute Glaze can be avoided completely by using a toilet seat cover also known as a Toilet Bib
but even then, showering is still highly recommended due to airborne excrement particles .
returned home after a long day traveling to job sites repairing lawn mowers. Throughout the day, Sherwin relieved his usual bodily functions at various public toilets. Sherwin's
girlfriend Hanna refused all romantic interludes, touching and spooning after he got home until Sherwin hit the shower
and rid himself of the day's worth of Glute Glaze he had accumulated.