gurkin'

a small garden gnome-like creature that also serves as an immature fruit or human.



Gurkin
The flab of skin underneath your chin
Example:
Olivia: haha I'm gonna touch your gurkin
Old Lady: no you are gonna stretch out my gurkin and make me look older


Gurkin'
To uselessly mope around. Not really contribute to anything. Not being successful on a daily basis. Leaving large trails of a mess around everywhere you go.
Example:
"Mark didn't even go to class today. He's just gurkin' around like a sloth and didn't even do the dishes."


Gurkin
When you deviate from the topic of the conversation by recounting an extremely long life story.
Example:
Kid 1: "Where the heck were you all morning?"
Kid 2: "I wanted to go outside but my mom gurkined me during breakfast for a whole 2 hours."


Gurkin' Gobbler
A woman who loves to gobble penis for breakfast, lunch, dinner and a midnight snack. This term is only used for females that gobble gurkins as using it to describe a male is just fucked up.
Example:
Joe: "Hey, heard the chick from the bar gave you a little tounge-on-rod action last night!"

Bob: "Yeah, she was a world-class Gurkin' Gobbler."


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