two pants

Definition of someone having had sex with two different people the same night.



Two Pants Joe
A complete shithead who's incredibley boring and fat. "Two pants" refers to the fact that they have to wear to pairs of pants to contain their fatness. "Joe" refers to how boring said person is, topping off their already irritating demeanor.
Example:
Hey, that guy over there is such a Two Pants Joe.


two haircut pants
A term describing ultra low-cut jeans or pants, wherein the top of the pants is low enough that it seems a certain amount of grooming of the naturally occuring hair in the lower area must have taken place (otherwise it would currently be on display). Thus, the person in question would have had a haircut on both areas in order to appear in public.

Also: two haircut skirt.

Example:
"Check it out, two haircut pants!"


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