Haddocking
To be cocky and arrogant whilst attempting to attract the opposite sex to you. Often "haddocking" will be unsuccessful and the person you were trying to chat up will depart, saying to a friend "What an arrogant t**t!" or similar.
Haddock
HADDOCK
an overly dominant athlete whos work ethic is greater than all the others around him. is nice to all woman but the one he likes is the one you wouldnt expect
Captain Haddock
A fictional Belgian comic book character. He is one of the main protagonists in the Tintin series. A sailor by trade, he becomes Tintin's closest friend. He has a short temper and love of alcohol. He is well known for his creative curses.
haddock pasty
A noxious smelling quim. *not* good enough to eat. If a known slut, probably due to an earlier deposit having been made.
Example:
I went muff-diving on katie the other night...but as soon as she opened her legs it was clear she had a haddock pasty under there!
I went muff-diving on katie the other night...but as soon as she opened her legs it was clear she had a haddock pasty under there!
smashing the haddock
masterbating furiously