haddock

when you lose in court, over and over and over again.



haddock
to be a bit ditzy at some point
Example:
joanne: what day is it?
beth: oh my god joanne, your such a haddock!
joanne: *frowns* huh?


Haddocking
To be cocky and arrogant whilst attempting to attract the opposite sex to you. Often "haddocking" will be unsuccessful and the person you were trying to chat up will depart, saying to a friend "What an arrogant t**t!" or similar.
Example:
His haddocking with that lady has flopped. She's all over that other lad now.


Captain Haddock
A fictional Belgian comic book character. He is one of the main protagonists in the Tintin series. A sailor by trade, he becomes Tintin's closest friend. He has a short temper and love of alcohol. He is well known for his creative curses.
Example:
Captain Haddock discovered his famous ancestor's fortune in Red Rackham's Treasure.


haddock pasty
A noxious smelling quim. *not* good enough to eat. If a known slut, probably due to an earlier deposit having been made.
Example:
I went muff-diving on katie the other night...but as soon as she opened her legs it was clear she had a haddock pasty under there!


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