Lavar Ball

G.O.A.T



lavar ball
Lavar ball is a loud mouth fat man who thinks he would destroy Michael Jordan in a 1v1. His sons lonzo, liangelo, and lamelo are probably the most Unorthodoxed basketball players of all time, but somehow they are very good. Lavar ball takes full responsibility of this. Claims to be the best basketball player of all time. Averaged 2.2 points per game in college, claims oldest son lonzo is better than 2 time MVP Stephen Curry of the Golden State Warriors. Wants to play Hall of famer Charles Barkley, then tells him to stay behind his desk at TNT and eat donuts. Claims his son lamelo is better than Jesus Christ at basketball.
Example:
Lavar ball is a fat lard who only can do 2 pull ups


LaVar Ball
Born on October 23rd, 1968, LaVar Ball, father of the later we’ll known Lonzo Ball, LaMelo Ball, and LiAngelo Ball, had always been a cocky and arrogant boy. In grade school through high school, he had never been the best player, but his self esteem thought otherwise. During his next years in college LaVar tried out for the basketball team, making it in. After he finished off his years, he had averaged 2.2 points per game, and astonishing low. Years later he married Tina Ball, who later birthed heir first son Lonzo Ball on 1997, birthing their second LiAngelo Ball I n 1998, and a couple years later the youngest LaMelo Ball, born in 2001. After his sons entered he college of UCLA, he began to have his sons make astonishing shots during UCLA basketball games, being very skilled in the art. Exploiting his son’s potential, he has pens up the Big Baller Brand, also refer as the BBB, as shown on one of his many branded shirts he commonly styles at any public event. LaVar later goes on to make claims as his sons being the GOAT. Many bold claims later, Lonzo is drafted to the Los Angles Lakers, making a first round second pick; falling behind Markelle Fultz, who was drafted for the 76ers. Later on they open up their own television show titled “Ball Family.” In most sense he is a complete idiot and is lucky to have actual good kids, besides their jumpshot.
Example:
Harvey: Have you even SEEN LaVar’ Ball’s jumpshot? No wonder his kids shoot like total moron.
😭👌😎💯LaVar Ball fan follower retard:💯😂👌😂 Bruh deadass his shot form is on point my nigga fuck you mean?


Latest Searches

Suhwoop, powered by HONDA, Porcelain doll, jumping, scars, Mrs Claus, True emo, zoom, ×-× (dead person), Short Fat Faggot, Chinstraps, 27 revamp, Flat-Earthing, Gideon, Cor blimey, gift of the sun god, Bakersfield Beat Box, sluzza, walmarted, piggyback speeder, Dozing, dont worry about it, Iced, cullture, timotei, scatters, AMOGUS SUS, trollfacing, KFC Regret, badassity, Bubble gut, DIXIE CHICKS, green eggs and ham, the nations, Not Now Maybe Later, Self Diagnosed ADHD, We Eatin, DAng, babbling idiot, moochbag, Lucas Grabeel, Portagee, nice friend, wav, the bones, Dalia, Hutton, Clockwork orange, a Teddy Roosevelt, k-fed-up, your stepdad a bad, spirited driving, Ghana, but it is, jagging, disgracement, laid up, pish-posh, anti-authority, hit back, riffed up, You are an Idiot, Hot Lips, remarried, i guess so, cheap bastard, world music, Beautiful ass girl, Bust down, on dead dogs, tickle your pickle, watson, dudetts, grateful dead, tagless, Brayed, TURTLE POWER, Terms of Use, I hate NIGGERS, T-train, teddy, Good Weird, Key, neckbearding, taste good, to let, I love dogs, pilus, The Stockton, HECC, Good girls, innersloth, Elektra, im dying, Another word, the nuclear sub, balder, Subhuman Resources, The Snuffle, valueless, isolated, Pika Pika No Mi, Gosling, do you knoe da wae, r0xx0rs, gozy, necrofelia, Ann Arbor, bangaz, pseudonymed, Hey back, fat food, youtube rewind, Junior Mint, goosebumps, SAMUEL L, Buscemi, RC, OH YEAH!, smell good, To blow a guy, got root, i in i, Officer Joe, cy, TGOC, Cowabunga, Heartland Homie, <3000, cheeky Texas style, flower pot, pussy down, okey dokey smokey, No Drip, Ozone park, The cyclone, Bosted, support role, 240 shorty, peanuted, LIGMA BALLS, we get it, how you like me now, School Nurse, Lineal, Scorcher, third coast, I refuse, Fast Eddy, the claps, Big Spring, Texas, feasting, be with You, mincing, f-15, trapped up, Brent Faiyaz, off da meat rack, the strangers, Yaar, scobes, Disked, mo fuckah, might as well, piece of pork, Kevin Dunn, moip, Manuel Uribe, Chruch, STANDARDIZED, The Ivy, Too Big To Fail, DEVIL MAY CRY 3, get better, is the shit, vybe, shift, Fast Mover, white blonde, Dupree, hot in the ass, spit on the mic, Spring Hill, Fl, none-interval, captives, Broken English, epic games, April fools, Smart Blond, fat tax, Tobin, boxing that, The Spit Roast, Cutting up, doomy, pooning, april 21st, Astronomy, shit load, muggling, Lavar Ball, Suhwoop, powered by HONDA, Porcelain doll, jumping, scars, Mrs Claus, True emo, zoom, ×-× (dead person), Short Fat Faggot, Chinstraps, 27 revamp, Flat-Earthing, Gideon, Cor blimey, gift of the sun god, Bakersfield Beat Box, sluzza, walmarted, piggyback speeder, Dozing, dont worry about it, Iced, cullture, timotei, scatters, AMOGUS SUS, trollfacing, KFC Regret, badassity, Bubble gut, DIXIE CHICKS, green eggs and ham, the nations, Not Now Maybe Later, Self Diagnosed ADHD, We Eatin, DAng, babbling idiot, moochbag, Lucas Grabeel, Portagee, nice friend, wav, the bones, Dalia, Hutton, Clockwork orange, a Teddy Roosevelt, k-fed-up, your stepdad a bad, spirited driving, Ghana, but it is, jagging, disgracement, laid up, pish-posh, anti-authority, hit back, riffed up, You are an Idiot, Hot Lips, remarried, i guess so, cheap bastard, world music, Beautiful ass girl, Bust down, on dead dogs, tickle your pickle, watson, dudetts, grateful dead, tagless, Brayed, TURTLE POWER, Terms of Use, I hate NIGGERS, T-train, teddy, Good Weird, Key, neckbearding, taste good, to let, I love dogs, pilus, The Stockton, HECC, Good girls, innersloth, Elektra, im dying, Another word, the nuclear sub, balder, Subhuman Resources, The Snuffle, valueless, isolated, Pika Pika No Mi, Gosling, do you knoe da wae, r0xx0rs, gozy, necrofelia, Ann Arbor, bangaz, pseudonymed, Hey back, fat food, youtube rewind, Junior Mint, goosebumps, SAMUEL L, Buscemi, RC, OH YEAH!, smell good, To blow a guy, got root, i in i, Officer Joe, cy, TGOC, Cowabunga, Heartland Homie, <3000, cheeky Texas style, flower pot, pussy down, okey dokey smokey, No Drip, Ozone park, The cyclone, Bosted, support role, 240 shorty, peanuted, LIGMA BALLS, we get it, how you like me now, School Nurse, Lineal, Scorcher, third coast, I refuse, Fast Eddy, the claps, Big Spring, Texas, feasting, be with You, mincing, f-15, trapped up, Brent Faiyaz, off da meat rack, the strangers, Yaar, scobes, Disked, mo fuckah, might as well, piece of pork, Kevin Dunn, moip, Manuel Uribe, Chruch, STANDARDIZED, The Ivy, Too Big To Fail, DEVIL MAY CRY 3, get better, is the shit, vybe, shift, Fast Mover, white blonde, Dupree, hot in the ass, spit on the mic, Spring Hill, Fl, none-interval, captives, Broken English, epic games, April fools, Smart Blond, fat tax, Tobin, boxing that, The Spit Roast, Cutting up, doomy, pooning, april 21st, Astronomy, shit load,
×

Our website is made possible by displaying online advertisements to our visitors.
Please consider supporting us by disabling your ad blocker.


I have disabled the ad blocker! Show me how!