half's

A service that is offered, and performed, by a prostitute. One half is oral sex, the other half is vaginal sex.



half & half
When a hooker spends half the time blowing you and half the time fucking you.

A half & half generally costs more than sex as the whore has to do more work and probably has to use two condoms, as she doesn't want what's in her mouth going into her pussy.
Example:
"So whatcha want honey: some head, sex, or half & half?"


half in half
getting head and vag sex for one price
Example:
that ho said: "10 bucks for head... 15 for half-in-half"


half and half and half
A type of coffee so diluted by sugar, cream or milk that it no longer tastes like coffee, instead like milk and sugar, and has a beige or light brown color to it. The drink is typically concocted by those who want to appear as if they are drinking coffee but despise the taste.
Example:
Anne: Carrol is such a coffee poser, she'll only fill her mug with coffee halfway before she drowns it in milk and sugar.

Jill: Yeah, i hate the taste of her half and half and half.


half and half
A drug cocktail containing one half a 30mg Adderall and one half a 10mg Valium. The effect is a balance of the best aspects of cocaine and ecstasy. A counter-intuitive mix as the pharmaceuticals work at cross purposes, but the synergy induces a euphoric energy which is free from anxiety. Impaired memory is a side effect of the Valium, which can be another benefit, depending on what you did whilst under the influence of the cocktail.
Example:
"Big night planned at Rose."

"I'm definitely in, and tonight I'm rolling with a half and half. No way my sinuses can survive another coke binge."


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