coffee

juice of a plant that gives life and suppresses the urge for murder



coffee

by James Johnson on Dec 25, 2005 12:30:28

From its rather humble beginnings, coffee has evolved into a precious, albeit addictive commodity for many millions of people around the world. It is the lifeblood of nerds, and the drink that keeps America's workforce complacent on their journey to work.
Example:
Tom is a nerd, he stays up late with C++ and coffee. Jen is a secretary at a law firm, she drinks coffee on her bus ride to work.


coffee

by monotone on Sep 26, 2004 15:35:49

a drink made from coffee beans. people drink it because of its content of caffeine. some people drink it because they think they look cool walking into class with a big ass cup off caribou coffee talking about how they need to wake up yet its 40% cream 40% sugar and 20% coffee
Example:
wanna get some coffee?


coffee

by Shikee on Jun 19, 2011 22:25:30

Man's best friend. A beverage which holds within it, amongst various taste-bud tantalizing substances, the psychoactive stimulant caffeine. Coffee, by virtue of caffeine's stimulating qualities, is considered by many a prerequisite to any productive day. As such it is the most widely consumed psychoactive stimulant on the planet.

Aside from its use as a utility for maintaining consciousness, there is a rich and deep cultural history behind coffee that has flourished throughout the ages, continuing to the present day. Coffee has also been an active social facilitator, with cafes and coffeehouses having been gathering places for various creative types regardless of discipline, particularly in the 20th century, and again, to the present day.

Sadly like all good things of this world, many use coffee as an excuse for snobbery and clique-making, considering particular methods of preparation and appreciation as the magic bullet to coffee enjoyment. You will often find such people peddling their egos to the world in the form of baseless criticism against any coffee that doesn't cost you an arm and a leg, along with depreciation of any attempt to convince them otherwise. Like all other forms of bigotry, best dealt with sarcasm and other forms of humor.

You probably hear a lot of talk about coffee either being great or horrible for your health, for a plethora of reasons, but overall the scientific literature on coffee does not conclude if it is ultimately good or bad for the body.
Example:
I have serious doubts that I can hold myself together any longer without a cup of coffee

I wake up at six, but the day doesn't start till coffee'oclock!

Man, this morning I was so tired I had to drink three cups of coffee, and driven by my caffeine-buzz, added the 5th definition for coffee on Urbandictionary.com


coffee

by dopie on Jul 02, 2003 16:21:40

What Columbians grow and export in an attempt to make the world think that they are not the world's leading cocaine exporter.
Example:
Customs officials inspecting a Columbian freight ship discovered forty kilos of cocaine hidden behind bags of coffee beans.


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