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In reference to the city, let's just say that you know you're from there if any of the following apply to you:



New York
The mecca for the Timbfolk. Where all Timbfolk originated, and unto where all Timbfolk will return when the holy Timb returns to this dimension. Also known as The Homeland.
Example:
"Did you see the Holy Timb?"
"Yeah B, I'm on my way to New York now"


New York
What you see on anothers persons shirts or hats even though they have never been to New York they still wear clothes that say I *heart* New York.
Example:
John:"So what's it like?"

Carl:"What's what like?"

John:"Your shirt says I heart New York I just assumed you went to New York."

Carl:"I've never been to New York in my life."

John:"Then why are you wearing a I heart New York shirt?"

Carl:"I dunno because it looks cool."

John:"Fuck you dumbass."

*rips off Carls shirt*

John:"Go to New York and i'll give you your piece of shit shirt back."


New Yorked
When a stranger stares at you while masturbating and for whatever reason you can't leave, usually occurs in the subway. If not paying attention worst case scenario may result in being cumfaced.
Example:
Oh my god Carrie you are not going to believe this! Samantha got New yorked again on the subway. At least this time she avoided getting it in the face.


New York
Why do half the people on here not know how to spell Manhattan?

The proper noun "Manhattan" does not contain the letter "e."
Let's take a closer look: M-A-N-H-A-T-T-A-N.
Did you see an "e" there? No, you didn't! ...because it's not fucking supposed to be there.

Manhattan: good
Manhatten: bad

Brooklen? Statin? Kweens? Broncks?
Example:
I'm embarrassed that so many people that are supposedly New Yorkers do not know how to spell Manhattan.


new york
I am from New York. I curse a lot. I say mad instead of wicked. I like the YANKEES. I know what REAL pizza tastes like, and I know that a bagel is much more than a roll with a hole in the middle. They're sprinkles...not jimmies. I play BEER PONG not beirut. I judge people by what exit they get off the highway. It's not called the shore, it's the BEACH. Its a wedge or a sub NOT a hoagie! It's not New York City or Manhattan, it's 'THE' CITY. Two words...MOTHER FUCKER. I know that 55 mph really means 85. When someone cuts me off, they get the horn AND the finger."


New Yorked
When an out-of-towner gets owned by a resident in navigating the ins-and-outs of Manhattan.
Example:
When a cab that you hailed pulls to the side about 5 feet in front of where you are standing, and a woman who was standing behind you shuffles in front of you, opens the door, looks at you, shrugs, gets in, and closes the door, you got "New Yorked."


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