in house cat

There are two kinds of single people, house cats and wildcats. Wildcats go out hunting and hookup with new people. House cats do not hunt, they only hookup with friends or people they already know, similar to a cat staying in the house to be fed .



house cat
Person who likes to just hang out at home. Doesn't really like to get out.
Example:
Nah, I really don't get out. I'm just kind of a "house cat".


house cat
a house cat is a younger man who is attracted to older women
Example:
A high school boy hitting on his friends mom. Thats a house cat.
Boys that hoot and holler at older women. Those are house cats.
The reverse of a cougar situation. Thats a house cat situation.


the house cat
a morning ritual wherein a furry individual presents his or her anus to a second party who is sleeping soundly. Should the second party fail to arise, the "house catter" firmly presses his or her crusty anus against the nose and/or mouth of the recipient. Masturbation on the part of the catter is optional but encouraged.
Example:
"My butt is mad crusty today man; do you think Joe'd be into the house cat?"


House Cat
House Cat is a very emotional animal. She usually listens to bipolar music. House Cats are terrible people sometimes, and then they act all high another minute later. House Cat is a good person but doesnt realize it. I love house cat. House Cat is a ninga, and she has AIDs. She is a pretty cool person. House Cats love fire. One might even call her a bit of a pyro. She needs mental help, but dont we all? I love this chick, she's my bestfriend. House Cats are annoying sometimes though. She wont do anything to hurt somebody, only emotionaly. House Cats are very kind people, and theyre awesometasticc. Even though they have terrible taste in guys. Speccifically guys named Justyn. Nobody likes Justyn. He's a terrible person and House Cat is wayyyyy too good for him!
Example:
Person1-'Dude who's that chick over there hanging out with that dick, Justyn?'

Person-'Yo, thats a House Cat!'

Person1-'Man she's hot! But that guys Justyn is a loser!'


House cat
A freind or girlfreind of a guy who hangs around at his house, particularly when he is not even home, always has tons of bullshit stories, and no matter what you are talking about, he or she has done it, or knows someone who has. This person is also generally not welcome by other freinds.
Example:
"Yea are you on the way yet? house cat is already over here, she even took my damn seat."


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