A surgeon is a doctor that had additional education after medical school so they can cut people up (perform operations) they are more comfortable with patients that are unconscious(under
anesthesia) because they lack the ability to communicate well and hate when people don't agree with them. Many surgeons today were cruel to small animals when they were children cutting limbs off little helpless creatures etc. Like many doctors today their primary motivation is money except even more so. They frequently try to set speed records in operations in order to be able to buy a bigger yacht, house, mercedes benz etc. Since the patient was knocked out and doesn't see what happened, when a bad result happens they just blame
the patient's "unique physiology." Even though a bad surgeon can mess you up for life and cause horrifying pain and suffering they are nearly impossible to sue due to current laws which hold doctors to a lower standard then any "reasonable" person. In the unlikely event they ever lose their license for
malpractice after numerous
fuckups, they can just move to another state and start over butchering more people. Surgeon: the perfect occupation for the psychotic individual who wants the power of life and death over helpless patients while laughing
all the way to the bank knowing their victims have little to no recourse.
Example:
Joe says to Tom "did you hear about Susan?" Tom: "No what happened?" Joe: "She went in to get her tonsils out and the surgeon took off her
left breast." Carla to Michelle: "How is David doing after his hernia surgery?". Michelle: "Not good the fucking surgeon didn't use mesh and it tore in three weeks. Then he had another surgery that got infected. He is in
constant pain and lost his job and can't work. All because that
cheap bastard surgeon tried to "save money" by not using mesh."