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udders

Two calves fighting for mother's milk. The calf with a cold says: "tell him about de udder udder mudder".

udders

by john on Mar 25, 2004 23:47:49

breasts with absolutely no erotic qualities

Example:
look at those disgusting udders

Udders

by curiousjorge on Apr 27, 2016 13:42:49

A slang term for a human female with enormous natural breasts, bigger than tits, boobs or melons. So named because without a bra they hang to the girl's chest. Most common on lactating MILFs, however some younger women with macromastia/gigantomastia can also sport a pair of these. The easy way to tell is push them up when the girl is laying down - if they comfortably fit under her chin or can cover her face then you've got a pair of udders on your hands.

Example:
Melanie's udders were so huge that when she laid down in bed and pushed them up she was in danger of suffocating.

Udderous

by Lad- on Jan 02, 2009 04:13:06

Word used to describe a female blessed with naturally large breasts.

Example:
When I woke up, she was wandering round the bedroom topless looking for clothes. I noticed she was quite udderous, and henceforth proceeded to lay one out on the bedsheets at once.

udder

by La Leche on Jul 12, 2006 05:36:34

The huge mammary glands of a cow. On four legged cows udders have four teats. On two legged cows udders have two teats (or in the case of the two-legged variety the teats are more often called nipples).

Example:
The farmer felt kind of embarrassed the first time he touched the cow's udder to get milk, but as soon as he got used to it, he would go so far as to pull his baby daughter off the udder to get some of his own.

uddering

by SJBrowneII on Dec 26, 2014 12:51:54

The act of juvenile masterbation using a downward pointed closed hand while palming the head of the penis.

Example:
His hand finally cramped up while uddering for the 3rd time that afternoon.

Udders

by Mark Francis Tasker on May 26, 2006 20:03:28

A large set of breasts found on a female. They can also be found on men who eat to much.

Example:
Look at that hot chick she's got a prize set of udders.

Uddering

by craiguss on Mar 27, 2015 23:06:42

Uddering is a sexual position/act involving 2 partners. It occurs when a male is naked on all fours and the other partner masterbates him into a bucket which is directly under him. The partner then drinks the ejaculation from the bucket.

Example:
Friend: So what did you and John get up to last night?
Girl: Oh we tried Uddering. It didn't taste very nice...

Udders

by Ryan Rudesill on Apr 12, 2006 13:32:16

Another term for a woman's breasts.

Example:
That broad's got shitty udders.

Udders

by poop cheese on Apr 03, 2003 06:59:45

cow nipples

Example:
I sucked that milk right out of her udders.

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