in my book

When something is according to your beliefs and ideals. Same as in my opinion



not in my book
1) that is not true, according to my morals, principles, and beliefs
2) in a place other than the bound collection of literature that belongs to me or rests in my hand
Example:
1)
Cop: "Oh man, what a hard day of busting drug dealers it's been. A big fat J would really hit the spot right now. Can I borrow some papers?"
Your square ass: "Isn't that...um...illegal? Smoking marijuana, I mean?"
Cop: "Not in my book. Bitch."

2)
"Damn, a playa really needs to take a piss after those 10 beers I just had. Over here would be a good spot."
"Oh shit!!!! Not in my book!!!"
"Whoops, sorry about that."


taking a page out of my book
Attempting to copy or steal someone's idea or mannerism.
Example:
He's wearing a red hat like I do, he's taking a page out of my book .


my books got diggers
originated from the phrase, "My dicks got boogers". The phrase was then modified for unknown reasons. Mostly used in the Northeast. Probably referencing some kind of STD or genitalia-oozing ailment.
Example:
Yo sun sun, i can't believe my books got diggers, I gotta get that shit taken care of, that damn filthy snailtrail.


Those are my mother's books!
As seen in the movie Casino:

1. A poorly-crafted attempt to divert suspicion, despite obvious guilt.

2. Attempting to flee a bad situation with an ill-conceived method of escape.
Example:
"Little Craps figures--very nice, thank you very much, Mr. Piscano..."
"Those are my mother's books!"


booking my face
The much more awesome way of saying you were just on face book doing some important shit like always.
Example:
Punk: Hey todd why wasn't your punk ass at practice today?

Badass: I was just booking my face, you know, doing some important shit.


let me read my book
This person is a NERD they also have big eyes and like walking in circles after they have used the restroom if you see one take a picture
Example:
Look it’s a person who wants to read their book (LMRMB) #ultrarare #takeapic let me read my book


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